上帝与众不同的幽默感

 　　Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! --God

　　If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.--God

　　假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。

　　How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you. --God

　　你怎会是自我创造（字面意思如此。self-made是其实是白手起家的意思）的人呢？ 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀！

　　Of course I have a sense of humor. I gave you the platypus¹, didn't I? --God

　　我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗？

　　It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. --God

　　世界末日还没到，除非是由我亲口说的才算。

　　I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . --God

　　我讨厌戒条，所以我只定了十条而已（十诫）！

　　If you think Mona Lisa is stunning² , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . --God

　　如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦，那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里！

　　If I gave you everything you ask for, where would you put it? --God

　　要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你，你哪来那么多地方放呢？

　　What do I have to do to get your attention？Take out an ad in the paper? --God

　　我要怎样才能让你注意到我？在报纸上做广告吗？

　　Nietzche is dead .--God

　　尼采已死。

1 platypus   

n.鸭嘴兽

参考例句：

• The platypus spends a great deal of its time looking for food. 鸭嘴兽要用大量的时间去觅食。
• One of the mascots was the platypus.吉祥物之一是鸭嘴兽。

2 stunning   

adj.极好的；使人晕倒的

参考例句：

• His plays are distinguished only by their stunning mediocrity.他的戏剧与众不同之处就是平凡得出奇。
• The finished effect was absolutely stunning.完工后的效果非常美。