哪些问题让你无语？

 　　What are some dumb questions you have been asked?

　　你都被问过哪些让人无语的问题？

　　获得6.7k好评的答案@Abhinav Gaur

　　I work for a semiconductor¹ company which makes electronic chips. On being asked about what I do, I once told to one of my aunts that after completing my electronics engineering, I had started working in a chip designing company.

　　我为一家制造电脑晶片的半导体公司工作。有一次，我的一位阿姨问我是做什么的，我告诉她我在完成电子工程的学业后，开始在一家芯片设计公司工作。

　　After a pause for few seconds, she asked:

　　停顿了几秒后，她问道：

　　"What are your most popular flavors? Are the chips as good as Lays??"

　　“那你最喜欢什么口味呢？那些薯片和乐事一样好吃吗？”

　　I had no idea what to say.

　　我不知道该说什么好。

　　注：Chip双关，是芯片，又是薯片。

　　哪些问题让你无语？

　　获得5.5k好评的答案@Nandita Rao

　　Conversation with a girl on the Subway in NYC :

　　和一个妹子在纽约市地铁上的对话：

　　Her:"Are you from India?"

　　她：“你来自印度吗？”

　　Me:"Yes"

　　我：“是的。”

　　Her:"Really unfair how we Americans just start talking about Slumdog millionaire everytime we talk to an Indian"

　　她：“我们美国人每次说到印度就只会开始谈论《贫民窟的百万富翁》，怎么能这样，这太不公平了。”

　　Me(Surprised because I'd never heard that before):"Ya, that's really annoying"

　　我（很惊讶，因为我之前从没听说过）：“啊，那确实挺讨厌。”

　　Her:"I mean India isn't all slums, I was in Dubai last year, you guys lead a pretty luxurious² lifestyle, dunno why only word about slums goes around"

　　她：“我是说印度不全是贫民窟，我去年在迪拜，你们过着非常奢侈的生活，我不知道为什么只有关于贫民窟的传言。”

　　Me - "huh??"

　　我——“哈？”

　　Her:"I guess its mainly because of states like Pakistan and Bangladesh!"

　　她：“我猜这主要是因为巴基斯坦和孟加拉那样的州！”

　　Me – speechless

　　我——无语了。

　　获得2k好评的答案@Narayan Babu

　　"Are you sleeping?"

　　“你睡了吗？”

　　获得3.5k好评的答案@Jashan Gupta

　　The most illogical question that every student in India must have been asked by his/her teacher:

　　在印度，每个的学生都曾被他/她的老师问到的最没有意义的问题：

　　"Homework kaisa bhul gaye ? Kabhi khaana khana bhulte ho ?"

　　Translation:

　　翻译过来就是：

　　"How did you forget doing your Homework? Do you ever forget eating food ?"

　　“你怎么能忘记做作业？你有忘记过吃东西吗？”

　　Just doesn't make sense.

　　这根本就说不通啊。

1 semiconductor   

n.半导体

参考例句：

• In the beginning,engineers hoped to use semiconductor lasers.在开始时，工程师们希望能够利用半导体激光器。
• The main agent of the company brand semiconductor sales.本公司主要代理各品牌半导体销售。

2 luxurious   

adj.精美而昂贵的；豪华的

参考例句：

• This is a luxurious car complete with air conditioning and telephone.这是一辆附有空调设备和电话的豪华轿车。
• The rich man lives in luxurious surroundings.这位富人生活在奢侈的环境中。