自测：你有多少小心机？看看中了几枪

 1. Coming up with believable reasons for canceling plans with friends.

临时取消和朋友的约定，还能想到可信的借口。

2. Pretending to listen to ~constructive criticism~ while secretly thinking, "Seriously? You're giving me advice?!"

假装听取“苦口良言”，内心戏是这样的，“有没有搞错，你还给我建议？”

3. Letting everyone around you know exactly how you feel without opening your mouth.

不用开口就能让周围的所有人明白你的意思。

4. Reading WhatsApps without opening them, so you can ignore people more easily.

不打开聊天应用就看到消息，这样你就可以轻易的忽略某些人了。

5. Pressing "close" on the doors of the lift while pretending you're pressing "open".

在电梯门口按“关门”键还能假装你在按“开门”键。

6. Keeping your internal monologue¹ to yourself.

你的内心戏只有自己能听到。

7. But knowing whom you can trust with the secrets you're not meant to tell anyone.

对于那些你不打算告诉任何人的秘密，你知道可以放心地告诉什么人。

8. Classifying new people you meet as that kind of person.

认识陌生人时马上可以把ta归类为某种人。

9. Pretending not to see someone you really can't be bothered to talk to.

不想和某人说话的时候，可是假装没有看到他。

1 monologue   

n.长篇大论，（戏剧等中的）独白

参考例句：

• The comedian gave a long monologue of jokes.喜剧演员讲了一长段由笑话组成的独白。
• He went into a long monologue.他一个人滔滔不绝地讲话。