英语小品剧本

 　　<One day morning>

　　BOSSY¹: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

　　DAISY: No more whiskey. You’ve drunk² too much. Now go to bed to have a rest.

　　BOSSY: Just wine is enough… OK! If you don’t take it, I’ll get it myself!

　　<Go to the cellaret>

　　DAISY: No way! You mustn’t do that.

　　<Daisy throws the bottle out of the window>

　　BOSSY: You old witch³!

　　<Bossy is so angry that he begins to hit Daisy>

　　DAISY (cry):Help!

　　<Daisy then runs out of the room. Bossy runs after her, but when he runs to the cellaret, he stops and take out a bottle>

　　<On the way home>

　　NOISY: Shall we go to the park?

　　LAZY: Good idea!

　　CRAZY: That sounds really good. But you see, we are not sure if your father will let us go out, so you’d better ask him first.

　　LAZY: Yes, you’re right. Let’s go to ask him.

　　<Enter the room>

　　LAZY: Daddy?

　　BOSSY:………

　　LAZY: You look so handsome today…

　　<Bossy seems to be a little happy then>

　　LAZY: …and very kind. And I think if you let us go to the park. You’ll be the best father in the world.

　　BOSSY: Really? OK. Go ahead.

　　<Instead of saying goodbye, they run to the door as fast as they can. But when they open the door, Daisy comes in>

　　DAISY: Stop!…Both of you can go, no problem, but Noisy must stay here.

　　NOISY: Well. I just want to go with them and then do my housework.

　　DAISY: Yes, you mustn’t go anywhere until all the work is finishes.

　　LAZY: But I want her to go with me! You see, if I go there without her, then I won’t enjoy myself!

　　CRAZY: Why? That sounds really strange! You said you cannot leave her, why is that? She is only a maid⁴!

　　LAZY: Shut up! You don’t understand at all. She is, she is my GF!

　　CRAZY: What! I…

　　BOSSY: You are only ten! How can you have two GF? Yes, when you declared that Crazy is yours, I have no attitude <Speak in lower voice> —— That is because her family is a rich one——DAISY: Then we saw you buy chocolate for her, take her to the cinema.

　　BOSSY: And I’ve already fed up.<Turn to Noisy>You had been fired. This is the wage for today, now go to take your package and go away.

　　NOISY:<Cry>……Peacock flies to southeast. And there is a wander once five miles.

　　LAZY: You cannot do that Dad! You cannot…CRAZY: Shut up!<Crazy run out of the room>

　　<Bossy looked even more angry, he turns to Noisy>

　　BOSSY: Go, can’t you hear? Go to the devil⁵!

　　LAZY: OK, Dad, if you determined⁶ to drive Noisy away, I’ll go with her. <Turn to Noisy>Don’t be afraid. Let’s go together.

　　<Lazy and Noisy both leave the house to build up their new life. But Lazy’s parents were very sad, they don’t know what to do >

　　DAISY: <in despair> Oh dear, what shall we do then?

　　BOSSY: Whiskey! Give me whiskey!

 

1 bossy   

adj.爱发号施令的，作威作福的

参考例句：

• She turned me off with her bossy manner.她态度专橫很讨我嫌。
• She moved out because her mother-in-law is too bossy.她的婆婆爱指使人,所以她搬出去住了。

2 drunk   

adj.醉酒的；(喻)陶醉的；n.酗酒者，醉汉

参考例句：

• People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised.醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。
• She found him drunk when she came home at night.她晚上回家时，经常发现他醉醺醺的。

3 witch   

n.巫婆，女巫；vt.施巫术，迷惑

参考例句：

• The witch changed the prince into a frog.巫婆把王子变成了青蛙。
• The heartless witch cast a spell on the poor little girl.狠心的女巫对孤苦无助的小女孩施了妖术。

4 maid   

n.少女，未婚女子，女仆

参考例句：

• I have sent my maid away.我已把我的女仆解雇了。
• A maid in white is walking along the boardwalk.一位白衣少女漫步于海边的木板路上。

5 devil   

n.魔鬼，恶魔

参考例句：

• It is easier to raise the devil than to lay him.召鬼容易驱鬼难。
• Susie,you're a determined little devil.苏茜，你真是个坚决的小家伙。

6 determined   

adj.坚定的；有决心的

参考例句：

• I have determined on going to Tibet after graduation.我已决定毕业后去西藏。
• He determined to view the rooms behind the office.他决定查看一下办公室后面的房间。