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"你很蠢"的种种幽默表达

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   ★Marry is so stupid, she stole free pudding.

  玛丽太蠢了,偷免费的布丁。
  ★He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn't honorable1 to sleep with a married woman.
  他从不跟妻子一起睡。他说跟一个已婚女人睡是不光彩的事。
  ★She couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
  我让她猜两次,她还是猜不出电梯去哪个方向。
  ★He has no equal in debate. Everyone else is better.
  在辩论中他没有对手。所有其它人都比他厉害。
  ★If i need a brain transplant2, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
  如果我需要移植大脑,就选你的,因为我想要一个从没用过的脑。
  ★When she want to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
  她本要坐44路车的,但她坐了两次22路来代替。
  ★He sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  他给我发的传真上竟然贴着邮票。
  ★Mike is so stupid, he thinks the Internet is used to catch fish with.
  迈克太蠢了,他认为因特网是用来捕鱼的。
  ★He asked me, " what's the number for 911? "
  她问我:“911我电话号码是多少?”
  ★I would ask you how old you are, but i know you can't count that high.
  我想问你多大了,但我知道你数不到那么大的数。
  ★Can you take off your hat?I want to give an example of concrete3.
  可以把你的帽子摘下来吗?我想借你来举一个混凝土的例子,用你的头举例子。

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1 honorable 0cFxc     
adj.光荣的,荣誉的;可敬的,高尚的
参考例句:
  • I don't think I am worthy of such an honorable title.这样的光荣称号,我可担当不起。
  • These businessmen are both competitive and honorable.这些商人既有竞争性又很诚实。
2 transplant 9mrww     
n.移植的器官或植物;v.使迁移,使移居
参考例句:
  • Some plants do not transplant well.有些植物不宜移植。
  • Several of the patients had received kidney transplant.病人中有几位已接受了肾移植手术。
3 concrete 4Yuyu     
adj.具体的,有形的;n.混凝土 ;v.用混凝土修筑,浇混凝土,凝结
参考例句:
  • Could you give us a concrete case?你能不能给我们举个具体事例?
  • We should make a concrete analysis of each specific question.对于每个具体问题要进行具体分析。
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