你的脑力足以读懂这些英文句子吗?

 　　你的脑力足以读懂这些英文句子吗?

　　还记得逼疯老外的中文同音诗吗？英文来复仇了，今天我们就来见识一下英文的同音诗。。。

　　Buffalo¹ buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

　　来自水牛城的水牛1被来自水牛城的水牛2欺负，又去欺负了一下来自水牛城的水牛3。

　　首先要知道，buffalo=（名词）水牛；（动词）欺负；（地名）水牛城。

　　然后还原一下从句：Buffaloes² from Buffalo, NY, whom buffaloes from Buffalo bully³, bully buffaloes from Buffalo.

　　Will Will will Will's will to Will?

　　Will1会把Will2的遗嘱遗赠给Will3吗？

　　will=（人名）；（情态动词）将要；（名词）遗嘱；（动词）遗赠。

　　所以这句其实是：Will [情态动词，将会] Will [第1个人] will [动词，遗赠] Will's [第2个人] will [名词，遗嘱] to Will [第3个人]?

　　Rose rose to put rose roes⁴ on her rows of roses.

　　Rose站起来，把玫瑰色的鱼子放在了她那几排玫瑰花上。

　　rose=（人名）；（名词）玫瑰；（形容词）玫瑰色的；（动词过去式）站起来。

　　roes=（名词复数）鱼子，且rose和roes的发音完全一样。

　　Rose [人名] rose [动词，站起来] to put rose [形容词，玫瑰色的] roes [鱼子] on her rows of roses [玫瑰花].

　　Badger's badgers⁵ badgers Badger's badgers.

　　Badger1的獾一直烦 Badger2的獾。

　　badger=（人名）；（名词）獾；（动词）烦扰。

　　所以，这句其实是：Badger's [第1个人] badgers [名词，獾] badgers [动词，烦扰] Badger's [第2个人] badgers  [名词，獾].

　　Police police police police police police police police.

　　监督警察的警察（督察），被监督督察的警察监督，负责监督警察。

　　police=（名词）警察；（动词）监管

　　所以Police police, who the police police police police, police police.

　　That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is.

　　是就是是，不是就是不是。是这样吗？是这样的。

　　断句是这样的：That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

　　If it is it, it is it. If it is, it is it, it is!

　　it=（代词）它；构成语法结构。

　　If an object is the object, it is the object. If it is the object, then it is the object, it is!

　　如果说的是这个东西，那就是这个东西了。如果是的话，那就是它了，就它了！

　　James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

　　（场景是课堂上）当John想到“had”的时候，James已经想到了“had had”。“had had”给老师留下了更好的印象。

　　这是一个典型的过去完成时的句子，断句如下：James, while John had had 'had', had had 'had had'. 'Had had' had had a better effect on the teacher.

　　你若没被绕晕，便是晴天！

1 buffalo   

n.(北美)野牛；(亚洲)水牛

参考例句：

• Asian buffalo isn't as wild as that of America's. 亚洲水牛比美洲水牛温顺些。
• The boots are made of buffalo hide. 这双靴子是由水牛皮制成的。

2 buffaloes   

n.水牛（分非洲水牛和亚洲水牛两种）( buffalo的名词复数 )；（南非或北美的）野牛；威胁；恐吓

参考例句：

• Some medieval towns raced donkeys or buffaloes. 有些中世纪的城市用驴子或水牛竞赛。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• Water buffaloes supply Egypt with more meat than any other domestic animal. 水牛提供给埃及的肉比任何其它动物都要多。 来自辞典例句

3 bully   

n.恃强欺弱者，小流氓；vt.威胁，欺侮

参考例句：

• A bully is always a coward.暴汉常是懦夫。
• The boy gave the bully a pelt on the back with a pebble.那男孩用石子掷击小流氓的背脊。

4 roes   

n.獐( roe的名词复数 )；獐鹿；鱼卵；鱼精液

参考例句：

• Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins. 3你的两乳好像一对小鹿，就是母鹿双生的。 来自互联网
• Roes comes out with the strangest remarks at times. 罗斯不时地发表些极怪的议论。 来自互联网

5 badgers   

n.獾( badger的名词复数 )；獾皮；（大写）獾州人（美国威斯康星州人的别称）；毛鼻袋熊

参考例句：

• Badgers had undermined the foundations of the church. 獾在这座教堂的地基处打了洞。 来自《简明英汉词典》
• And rams ' skins dyed red, and badgers' skins, and shittim wood. 5染红的公羊皮，海狗皮，皂荚木。 来自互联网