中国式英语-爆笑

 　　1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿

　　2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

　　3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

　　4．you have seed¹ I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！  together up ！

　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

　　5．hello everybody²! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝

　　6．you me you me 彼此彼此

　　7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

　　8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知...

　　9．WATCH SISTER 表妹

　　10．dragon born³ dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole！

　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！

　　11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足

　　12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die⁴ 车祸现场描述

　　13．heart⁵ flower angry open 心花怒放

　　14．go past no mistake⁶ past 走过路过，不要错过

　　15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

　　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

　　小明：I am sorry five!

　　16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!

　　要钱没有，要命一条

　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。

　　18．you have two down son。你有两下儿

1 seed   

n.种子，萌芽，原由，根据，子孙，精液；vt.播种，结实，成熟，去...籽；vi.结实，播种

参考例句：

• The seed must be covered with soil.种子必须用土壤盖住。
• Farmers put seed in the ground.农民往地里下种。

2 everybody   

pron.每人，人人(=everyone)

参考例句：

• Christmas is a holiday for everybody.圣诞节是所有人的节日。
• It is difficult to find a time that suits everybody.很难找到一个对每人都合适的时间。

3 born   

v.动词bear的过去分词；adj.出生的，与生俱来的

参考例句：

• The baby can cry as soon as he is born.婴儿生下来就会哭。
• I feel as if I had been born again.我有一种再生之感。

4 die   

v.死；死亡

参考例句：

• Flowers will die without water.没有水，花就会枯死。
• We shall die some day.我们总有一天要弃世而去。

5 heart   

n.心，中心，要点；v.鼓起勇气，激励

参考例句：

• He is old in body but young in heart.他人老心不老。
• I thank you from the bottom of my heart.我从心坎里感谢你。

6 mistake   

n.错误，误会；v.犯错，误认

参考例句：

• Don't make the same mistake again.不要再犯同样的错。
• I made a mistake but you should give me a chance.我犯了一次错误，但你应该给我一次机会。