英语幽默短剧剧本

　　N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had² birth³. His father called him "foolman", nobody⁴ like him except⁵ his mother. How time flies!

　　F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.

　　Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care⁶ of yourself⁷, bye!

　　N: He came⁸ to a forest⁹, and met an ugly man.

　　U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could¹⁰ you give me something to drink and eat, please?

　　F: Ok, here.

　　U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick¹¹ is for you, it will bring luck¹² to you. Good luck!

　　N: The foolman reached¹³ a restaurant, the boss¹⁴ had two daughters, they found¹⁵ the stick very brightly.

　　D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part¹⁶ of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!

　　D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god¹⁷! What's wrong with me?

　　D1: What a pity¹⁸!

　　N: Foolman didn't mind¹⁹ at all, after the meal²⁰ he took²¹ the stick leave the restaurant. Of course²², two girl followed him. In the field²³ they met an old scientist²⁴.

　　S: Oh! Terrible²⁵! You two girls follow a boy. How silly²⁶ of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police²⁷ station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

　　N: A few²⁸ days later²⁹, they got³⁰ to a strange³¹ country. The king³² had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.

　　King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife³³.

　　F: Let me try , Perhaps³⁴ I can.

　　N: Then they went to see her. She saw³⁵ foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.

　　k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?

　　F: April 1.转自：

　　K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool¹ World"! Very suits³⁶ you, right?!

　　N: The result³⁷ is ——The follman lived happily³⁸ with his wife until³⁹ they died⁴⁰. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".

 

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