The Cook and the Cat(在线收听) |
A certain cook,rather more educated than his fellows,went from his kitchen one day to a neighbouring tavern—he was of a serious turn of mind,and on that day he celebrated the anniversary of a friend's death-leaving a cat at home,to guard his viands from the mice.On his return,what did he see?The floor was strewed with fragments of a pie,and Vaska the cat crouching in a corner behind a vinegar-barrel,purring with satisfaction,was busily engaged in disposing of a chicken.“Ah,glutton!Ah,evil-doer!”exclaimed the reproachful cook.“Are you not ashamed of being seen by these walls,let alone livingwitnesses?What!Be an honourable cat up to this time-one who might be pointed out as a model of discretion!And now,ah me!How great a disgrace!Now all the neighbours will say,“The cat Vaska is a rogue,the cat Vaska is a thief.Vaska must not be admitted into a kitchen,not even into the courtyard,any more than a ravenous wolf into a sheep fold.He is utterly corrupt;he is a pest,the plague of the neighbourhood.” |
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