The Cook and the Cat(在线收听

    A certain cook,rather more educated than his fellows,went from his kitchen one day to a neighbouring tavern—he was of a serious turn of mind,and on that day he celebrated the anniversary of a friend's death-leaving a cat at home,to guard his viands from the mice.On his return,what did he see?The floor was strewed with fragments of a pie,and Vaska the cat crouching in a corner behind a vinegar-barrel,purring with satisfaction,was busily engaged in disposing of a chicken.“Ah,glutton!Ah,evil-doer!”exclaimed the reproachful cook.“Are you not ashamed of being seen by these walls,let alone livingwitnesses?What!Be an honourable cat up to this time-one who might be pointed out as a model of discretion!And now,ah me!How great a disgrace!Now all the neighbours will say,“The cat Vaska is a rogue,the cat Vaska is a thief.Vaska must not be admitted into a kitchen,not even into the courtyard,any more than a ravenous wolf into a sheep fold.He is utterly corrupt;he is a pest,the plague of the neighbourhood.”
    Thus did our orator,letting loose the current of his words,lecture away without stopping.But what was the result?While he was delivering his discourse,Vaska the cat ate up the whole of the chicken.I would advise some cooks to inscribe these words on their walls:“Don't waste time in useless speeches,when it is action that is needed.”
    Exercises:
    判断对(T)、错(F):
    ① The cook was more educated than his fellows.② The cat did something against the cook's will.③ The cat ate up the chicken because the cook let it do that.④ Sometimes we should take quick actions.

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