Mrs. Johnson and pig(在线收听

    A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
    After the trial he asked the judge, "Does this meanthat I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"The judge said that was true.
    "Does this also mean I cannot call a pig, 'Mrs. Johnson'?" the man asked.
    The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig 'Mrs. Johnson' with no fear of legal action.
    The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

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