$1 meets $20(在线收听

    A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos(娱乐场), went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff - church, church, church."

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