Bus load of politicians（在线收听）

    A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashedinto a tree in an old farmer's field.  The old farmer after seeing what happened went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a load of holes and buried all  thepoliticians.
    A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw thecrashed bus, and then asked the old farmer, "Were theyALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."