Over too soon（在线收听）

    A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, "I'm so disappointed! It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off(索取高价，偷窃）!!"The wife replies, "Good! Now you know how I feel."

    Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.""Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap(膝盖）."