A blonde was being interviewed by the Chief of Police for an opening in the local Police Department. The chief said that before I hire you I have to ask a few questions.
Chief: First how much is 1 and 1.
Blonde ElevenChief: Well I guess I will accept that. Next what is the lords name?
Blonde: Howard!!
Chief: Howard??
Blonde: Yes, Our father who is in heaven, Howard be thy name!.
Chief: What 2 days of the week start with the letter T?
Blonde: Today and tomorrow!!
Chief: One more question. Who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: I don't know the answer to that question.
Chief: Well why don't you go home and work on it.
The blonde leaves the interview and goes to the local beauty parlor where she is greeted by friends who anxiously ask her how she made out in the interview. The blonde replied pretty good. First day on the job and they got me working on a murder investigation. |