The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove thatthey are the best at apprehending criminals. The Presidentdecides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into aforest and has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
Then the FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads theyburn the forest, filling everything in it, including therabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
Then the LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with abadly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay!
I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" |