An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist....
....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets(绿宝石手镯）, a ruby（红宝石） broach, and gold Rolex（劳力士手表）. ""But you are not wearing any of those things.""I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I wanthis new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry. |