Get a Job(在线收听

    One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree and assumed it had fallen from its nest. Wanting to return the tiny creature to its home, my dad went to get a ladder . When he got back, he found another baby bird on the ground.
    Suddenly he heard a loud chirping from above. Looking up, my father saw the mother bird giving a third baby the boot from its nest. With that, Dad walked into our house, took one look at me watching television and barked, "Get a job!"Notes:
    (1) assume v.猜测(2) chirping n.啁啾声(3) give sb the boot开除;赶出(4) bark v.咆哮着说出;吼叫Exercises:
    根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):
    ① Probably the son had just graduated from college when the incident took place.
    ② The father saw a hurt bird under a tree.
    ③ The father sent the first baby bird back to its home.
    ④ Altogether, the father had found three baby birds on the ground before he stepped into the house.
    ⑤ The father, having seen the mother bird kicking the youngbirds, thought that his son was old enough to feed himself.
    31.找个工作一天,我刚刚从学院回到家里,我父亲正在院子里面做活。他发现树下有一个雏鸟,猜想可能是从窝里掉下来的。父亲便去搬梯子,他想把这个小东西送回它的家。梯子搬来了,可父亲发现地上又多了一个雏鸟。
    突然他听到树上有大声的唧唧声。父亲抬起头,看见母鸟正在把第三只雏鸟往巢外踢。
    看到这些,父亲走进屋,看了一眼在看电视的我,大声叫道:“找个工作去!”

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