She Is Left-handed(在线收听

    A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?""I suppose so-it's paid for.""How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?""I suppose so-it's paid for.
    "What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?""Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.
    Notes:
    (1) avid adj.热望的(2) golfer n.打高尔夫球者(3) It's paid for理所当然(4) heck(俚语)地狱(用于感叹句中)(5) blurt out脱口而出Exercises:
    根据短文回答下列问题:
    ① What were the married couple both keen on?
    ② What were they doing one night?
    ③ What would the man do if the woman were to die?
    ④ What would the man do with their house and car?
    ⑤ What does the last sentence of the passage imply?
    39.她是左撇子
    一对已婚夫妇都热心于打高尔夫球。一天夜里,他们在谈论将来。“亲爱的,”妻子说,“如果我死了,而你再婚,你们两个会住在这个房子里吗?”
    “我想是的----这是理所当然的。”
    “那我们的汽车呢?”妇人继续问道,“你们两个会留着这辆车吗?”
    “我想是的----这是理所当然的。”
    “那我们的球棒呢?你也会让她用吗?”
    “见鬼,不,”丈夫脱口而出,“她是左撇子。”

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