Senior Class(在线收听

    During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
    When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"Notes:
    (1) periodic adj.定期的(2) bend down弯腰Exercises:
    根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F):
    ① The doctor came to see the elderly woman regularly.
    ② The elderly woman would be celebrating her 99th birthday.
    ③ The doctor was surprised at the news.
    ④ The elderly woman and the doctor would celebrate their birthday on the same day.
    ⑤ The elderly woman thought the doctor was too mean.
    根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、误(F):
    70.年长者阶层
医生按期来探视我的老母。我告诉他母亲不几天就要庆祝她98岁的生日了。医生听了也很高兴,为此,他弯下腰来亲了她一下。然后他说不几天他也要庆祝自己的生日,并要求她还他一个吻。
    医生走后,我母亲厌恶地摇摇头。“你能想象吗,”她说,“付了他70元,我还得亲他!”

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