Hey,y'all,this here is Buford.I come from a big oil town in Texas.Now,y'all need to
understand that we ain't really a state,but a whole 'nother country. Now let me tell
ya a story 'bout when I was just a pup. One hot summer's day I was swimmin' with my cousins Little Lester and Big Billy Bob.We was jumpin' in the water and feelin' good.Then along comes this catfish 'bout the size of a house.Well,alright,maybe a little smaller than that.Little Leater starts to thinkin' it's goin' to eat him sure 'nough.
Man,you shoulda seen him!He got outta the water fast as lightning and climbed up a tree.Big Billy Bob and I just laughed and laughed.To this day,Lester won't go near that place. |