Xavier: Thanks for helping me decorate my new apartment. Hey, where are you going?
Crystal: I’m going to the bedding department. Now that you have a new bed, you’ll need new bedding.
Xavier: Right, okay, but can’t I just get some sheets, a couple of pillows, and a blanket?
Crystal: That’s only the beginning. Oh, feel these sheets. No wonder they’re so soft. They have a very high thread count.
Xavier: Thread count?
Crystal: You’ll need a fitted sheet, a flat sheet, and pillowcases. Did you get a queen- or a king-size bed?
Xavier: It’s a full-size bed.
Crystal: Okay, you’ll need a comforter and a duvet cover, too, and this bed skirt will make your bed look really nice.
Xavier: Bed skirt?
Crystal: Of course! You can’t leave your mattress exposed. That would look so tacky.
Xavier: If you say so...
Crystal: Wow, look at these canopies. Don’t you think...?
Xavier: You want to put a canopy over my bed?! No, that’s where I draw the line.
Script by Dr. Lucy Tse
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