[00:02.44]l-I want things to be perfect. 我想让一切尽可能完美
[00:04.08]I don’t want them to be shitty and broken 不想让这家变得支离破碎
[00:07.44]like everyone else’s family. 弄到最后像很多其他人一样
[00:10.32]Look, I’ll have the baby, 听着，等我生了孩子
[00:12.08]and Vanessa’s going to be so happy. 凡丽莎就会万事如意了
[00:15.40]A baby’s not going to fix everything, besides I don’t know 一个孩子不可能解决所有的问题，另外，我也不确定…
[00:15.52]You just… 你们只要…
[00:17.80]if I’m even ready to be a father. 自己是否准备好当爸爸了
[00:18.08]But you’re old. 但你年纪不小了
[00:24.32]How do you think of me? 你眼里的我是个什么样子？
[00:26.52]You know, why are you over here? 你又为什么来这里？
[00:33.08]I… I just like being 我… 我只不过是想…
[00:34.44]a piece of furniture in your weird life. 来给你们这奇怪的家里添一件摆设
[00:38.44]This? This is what my life has become. 就这样？看我现在变成个什么样子
[00:41.24]I mean, you know, I got stuff in boxes. 我喜欢的东西都被封在箱子里
[00:42.40]You know, I’m underground. 都不能正大光明的做回我自己
[00:43.80]That’s appealing to you? 就这样也让你心生向往？
[00:44.60]-Is this my fault? -No. -难道这是我的错？ -不是的
[00:47.20]Is Vanessa, like, mad at you because of me or something? 是不是因为我，凡丽莎才对你生气？
[00:48.20]That’s got nothing to do with it. 你与此事完全无关
[00:50.56]Vanessa and I aren’t in love anymore. 凡丽莎和我已经不再相爱了
[00:52.76]Well, you were in love when you married her. 但至少你们结婚时是相爱的
[00:54.88]And if you’re in love once, you can be in love again 既然你们曾经相爱，就可以重新再爱啊
[00:56.56]like my friend, Leah, who’s been with the same guy, 就像我朋友丽雅，和同一个男生
[00:59.12]like, four different times. 至少来回爱了四次
[00:59.52]-You’re just not trying hard enough -I’m such an idiot. -说明你们还不够努力 -我是个白痴
[01:01.68]I can’t believe what an idiot I am. 真不敢相信我有多白痴
[01:03.88]No, no, you know what, Mark… 不不，知道么，马克…
[01:05.52]Just do not divorce your wife. 千万别和你老婆离婚
[01:07.96]Will you please just do me a solid 能不能请你帮我这一锤子
[01:10.88]and stay with Vanessa? 和凡丽莎继续守在一起？
[01:14.56]You’re so young. 你还太年轻
[01:16.52]Oh, I’m not that young. Okay, I’m 16. 哦，我没那么年轻好吗，拜托，我今年都16了
[01:18.80]All right, I’m old enough to know when someone’s 凭我的年纪已经能够分辨…
[01:20.28]acting like a total a-hole. 某些人是不是在做蠢事
[01:21.32]Oh, and you know what? 哦，还有件事
[01:24.40]I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucks! 我又买了一张“音速青年”（民谣摇滚组合）的专辑，超烂！
[01:26.88]It’s just noise. 纯粹的噪音
[01:33.32]Juno? What’s going on? 朱诺？发生什么事了？
[01:33.64]Nothing. 没事
[01:37.00]Why are you crying? 你怎么哭了？
[01:38.48]I’m not crying, 我没在哭
[01:41.76]I’m just allergic to fine home furnishings. 只是对精美的家居装修有些过敏
[01:43.04]Hold on. What’s the matter? 等等，出了什么事？
[01:45.04]What’s the matter? 出了什么事？
[01:46.84]Just a little hormonal. 是荷尔蒙在作祟吧
[01:48.72]Right, Juno? 对不对，朱诺？
[01:50.80]Just part of the process. 孕期综合症的正常表现
[01:54.08]What did you do? 你做了什么？
[01:58.68]I didn’t do anything. 我什么也没做
[02:01.56]Just, um… 只是，呃…
[02:06.52]I’ve been thinking… 我一直在想…
[02:10.20]-What? -You know, I’ve just- -想什么？ -我只是想…
[02:10.48]I’m thinking if this is the right thing. 想这样做究竟对不对
[02:14.88]What are you talking about? 你在说什么呀？
[02:17.56]Just wondering if it’s… 只是在犹豫…
[02:20.12]Yeah, we’re ready. 我们当然做好准备了
[02:20.52]just wondering if we’re ready. 犹豫我们是否已做好了准备
[02:23.32]We’ve taken all the classes. 育儿培训班也上了
[02:24.24]We’re ready. We’ve read the books. 我们做好准备了，相关的书都读了
[02:25.40]We’ve have a nursery 就连托儿所都选好了
[02:28.28]I know we’re prepared. 我知道我们都做了准备
[02:28.92]-that is completely… -Vanessa. -那儿的条件… -凡丽莎
[02:31.00]I’m just wondering if… 我只是怀疑…
[02:31.64]I’m ready. 我自己是否准备好了
[02:38.44]Wait a minute. 一会儿再说
[02:39.72]Wait, Juno, 等等，朱诺
[02:41.40]don’t listen to him. 别听他的
[02:42.68]He’s just being a guy. 是男的都这样
[02:45.92]The books all say the same thing. 书上也都这么说
[02:46.76]"A woman becomes a mother when she gets pregnant. 当身怀有孕时，一个女人就成了母亲
[02:49.44]A man becomes a father when he sees his baby." 当孩子出生后，一个男人才成了父亲
[02:51.08]He’s going to get there. 到时候他会转变的
[02:52.96]-He’s… he’s going to get there -It happened so fast. -他… 他一定会转变的 -一切都来得太快了
[02:57.40]You know, we put the ad in the paper 你想啊，我们在报纸上登了广告
[02:58.84]and I thought that it was going to take months, if at all, 我当时还以为至少得过几个月才会有回音
[03:01.72]and then, two weeks later, she’s on that couch. 没想到，两周之后，她就上门了
[03:04.16]Well, she answered our prayers. 是我们诚心的祈祷在她身上应验了
[03:05.08]Ever since then, it’s been, like, a ticking clock. 从那之后就好像有台闹钟在滴答作响
[03:09.76]What are you saying? 你想说什么？
[03:16.04]That it feels a little like bad timing. 我总觉得现在时机还不成熟
[03:21.56]What would be a good time for you, Mark? 那你觉得什么时候才好，马克？
[03:26.04]Like what? Be a rock star? 比如说？成为摇滚歌星？
[03:26.24]There’s just some things that I still want to do. 现在我还有很多事情想做
[03:31.24]Don’t mock me. 不许取笑我
[03:32.72]I’m just saying that this is… 我想说，你这种梦想…
[03:36.60]this is something that’s never going to happen. 永远都不可能成为现实
[03:39.96]You know… 知道吗…
[03:43.04]your shirt is stupid. 你的T恤太幼稚了
[03:43.44]Grow up. 成熟一点
[03:46.64]If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain, 如果要让我等你成为科特·柯本（涅槃乐队主唱）之后再领孩子
[03:48.72]I’m never going to be a mother. 那我永远也当不成母亲
[03:53.00]I never said I’d be a good father. 我从没说过我会是个好父亲 |