[00:10.62]Don’t hurt yourself, big boy. 别让自己受伤了，大男孩
[00:22.50]Whoa, whoa, hey. Drinking age is still 21, thank you very much. 哇，哇，嗨，喝酒年龄是二十一岁 非常感谢
[00:25.86]Unless your spirit guide gave you a fake ID, this is mine. 除非你的精神引导者给了你一个假的 身份证，不然这些可都是我的
[00:35.22]What are you eating? 你在吃什么？
[00:37.06]I don’t even know. I just know I’m hungry. 我也不知道，我只知道我现在饿坏了
[00:39.74]All the time. 总是如此
[00:40.22]Okay, that’s not safe or sanitary. 好了，那可既不安全也不卫生
[00:41.74]That’s your can now. We’ll label it like that. 那全是你的了 稍后我们给它贴个标签
[00:47.58]So, what did you learn at school today? 那么，你今天在学校学到什么了？
[00:52.78]- That I’m a bad dad. - I thought it was going great. - 我是一个坏爸爸 - 我以为一切都很顺利呢
[00:55.98]It was going fantastic for me. 以前我把事情太理想化了
[00:58.98]And then what? 然后呢？
[01:01.82]And then I found out my son spent the last year being the school punching bag... 我发现我儿子在学校的最后一年 都在被别人当做练习拳头的沙包…
[01:06.82]...and watched my daughter get a tongue bath from a psychopathic jackass. …而且我看到我的女儿 跟一个变态的蠢货忘情舌吻
[01:11.54]High school’s delightful, isn’t it? 高中生活还是令人愉快的，不是吗？
[01:12.70]Yeah. But I think I was wrong about my spirit path. 是的，但是我认为 我似乎对我的心灵旅程有所误解
[01:17.86]NED: And who was right? See? I told you. 那谁是正确的？你看，我告诉过你
[01:18.06]I told you high school was the wrong thing. 我告诉你回到高中生活是一个错误
[01:20.74]High school was right, but it’s not about basketball. 回到高中生活本身是没错的 但不是和我的篮球生涯有关
[01:24.26]It’s about helping Alex and Maggie. 而是要去帮助亚历克斯和玛姬
[01:29.42]Mmm. 嗯…
[01:32.94]All right. I’m getting out of here. 好，我要走了
[01:34.94]- Disgusting. - My kids need their father. - 真恶心 - 我的孩子们需要他们的父亲
[01:44.82]- What’s going on? - Oh, hey, Mark. - 怎么了？ - 嗨，马克
[01:50.18]What was that? 刚才是什么？
[01:54.18]A three-pointer. 三分球
[01:56.02]Can you do that twice in a row? 你可以连续进两次吗？
[02:01.54]Okay. Let’s see you do it with a little pressure. 好，看看在有点压力的情况下 表现如何
[02:13.94]Wow, you’re great. You should be on the team. 哇，你棒极了 你应该在队里大展身手
[02:15.62]You should be on the team. I’m going to get you on the team. 你应该这样，我会帮你的
[02:21.82]That’s it. That’ll solve everything. 就是这样 这么一切问题都会迎刃而解
[02:23.82]Dude, what are you talking about? 兄弟，你到底在说什么？
[02:26.66]Nothing. 没什么
[02:34.70]Well, that was fun. I haven’t been to happy hour in, like, a week and a half. 好吧，那倒是很有趣 我从未有如此的快乐时光了
[02:41.06]Naomi, thank you so much. That is exactly what I needed. 娜奥米，非常谢谢你 这正是我想要的
[02:42.38]NAOMl: Oh, great. 噢，那就最好了
[02:46.22]SCARLET: Mike who? - Mike who? I’ve never heard of the guy. - 哪个麦克？ - 那个麦克？我从没听说有这么个人
[02:48.06]Ow. 噢
[02:51.42]Hey, Mom, this is Mark, Uncle Ned’s bastard. 嗨，妈妈，这是马克 奈德叔叔的私生子
[02:52.78]Wow. 哇
[02:54.62]I know. Someone had a kid with Uncle Ned. Ew. 我明白你的意思 竟然有人和奈德叔叔生了个孩子
[02:58.46]You okay, Mrs. O’Donnell? 你还好吗，奥唐纳太太？
[03:00.98]Yeah, I’m fine. 嗯，我很好
[03:02.82]It’s "Ms.," kid. It’s "Ms.," Scarlet. Don’t forget that. 是“小姐”，孩子，是斯嘉丽小姐 别弄错了
[03:05.98]Oh, right. 噢，对
[03:09.34]Wow. 哇
[03:14.70]You look just like my husband. Doesn’t he? 你看起来就像我的丈夫一样，不是吗？
[03:18.18]- My ex-husband. That is so weird. - Heh, heh. - 应该说我的前夫，感觉怪怪的 - 呵，呵
[03:22.22]SCARLET: What is that? 这是怎么回事？
[03:23.06]It is weird. 真是怪极了
[03:23.54]NAOMl: Scarlet, I need you to come. 斯嘉丽，你得跟我走了
[03:26.58]- Do you see that? - I did see it. - 你看见了吗？ - 我看见了
[03:27.06]SCARLET: Weird. 真是太怪了
[03:30.74]SCARLET: You see him? - She’s nice. - 你看见了？ - 她人不错
[03:32.10]But look at him. 可是你看看他
[03:33.94]You gotta let that guy go, just out of your brain and move on. 你得忘了那个人，从你的脑中抹去 并且迈向新的人生
[03:38.26]I know you need to grieve a relationship. It’s only natural. 我知道你需要一段时间释怀 这很自然
[03:38.94]Okay. 好吧
[03:41.62]You wait here. I’m going to go smell him. 你等我一下，我要去闻闻他的味道
[03:43.62]No, no, no. Sweetie. You’re not allowed to smell teenagers. 不，不，亲爱的 你不可以去闻一个青少年
[03:48.66]Sweetie, you need to hear me on this. Here’s the thing. 亲爱的，你得听我的，事情是这样的
[03:50.34]The other thing, you need to acknowledge... 但是，你得承认…
[03:51.60]...that he looks exactly like Mike used to look in high school. …他看起来和高中时代的麦克 一摸一样
[04:17.64] Naomi. I don’t care. 娜奥米 我才不管呢
[04:20.00]I’m just saying. I’m just saying, Naomi. 我只是说说而已，说说而已，拉奥米
[04:23.84]In Afghanistan, she’d be dragged through the streets by goats with her hands cut off. 要是在阿富汗，她可是会被砍下双手 用羊群拖着游街示众的
[04:25.52]...is planning to run around with every guy she can get. …竟然在计划勾引 任何一个她能钓到的男人
[04:27.36]...at hearing about how his mother, who is still married, by the way... …在听着还是身为人妻的妈妈…
[04:32.40]I guess I was, uh, kind of distracted, as I imagine Alex was... 我猜我有点心不在焉 因为我想到亚历克斯…
[04:33.04]My bad. Gosh, I’m so sorry. 我的错，天呐，真抱歉
[04:37.56]You little turd. You little snot. 你这臭小子，你这个混球
[04:42.76]Or lunch. But, yes, we’re gonna find you a new playmate. Ow! 或者吃饭，但是，你得找个新玩伴了 噢！
[04:44.08]...to just get me to go home with him. …他只是想让我跟他回家
[04:45.44] You do. Even if it is... 当然 即使…
[04:50.44]Yeah, I deserve to have somebody smile at me and tell me I’m pretty. 没错，我还是值得别人对我微笑 并且对我说我很美丽动人的
[04:53.48]You need to hook up with someone new. 你得去寻找一段新感情了 |