[00:47.00]∮ I have climbed the highest mountain ∮
[00:53.80]∮ I have run through the fields ∮
[00:56.16]∮ Only to be with you ∮
[01:01.92]∮ Only to be with you ∮
[01:12.60]∮ I have scaled these city walls ∮
[01:16.16]∮ These city walls ∮
[01:22.20]∮ Only to be with you ∮
[01:25.88]∮ But I still haven’t found ∮
[01:31.88]∮ What I’m looking for ∮ ∮ But I still haven’t found ∮ 落跑新娘
[01:40.88]∮ What I’m looking for ∮
[01:46.96](Man) Fisher, pick up. Fisher, 菲莎,快接电话
[01:47.68]it’s me! Fisher, pick up! 是我啊,快接电话
[01:50.12]I’m late, come on, come on. I need to bounce some ideas off you. 我要跟你谈谈我那个专栏
[01:55.32]Mine are all boring, done it, been there. 老是旧调重弹,会闷…
[01:55.40]Hey, Ike! 艾基
[01:58.00]When are you guys gonna stop waking me up every morning? 可以不再每天清早把我吵醒吗?
[02:00.20]When your column stops putting me to sleep. 你的专栏不再令我打瞌睡就可以
[02:03.84]- Funny, funny. - Yo, Jonah! 你真会说笑
[02:06.04]Fisher, come on! Are you really not there? 菲莎,你真的不在吗?
[02:08.04]All right, cool. I’ll talk to you later. 好,给我回电吧
[02:10.84]Excuse me. I’m thinking of doing an article about limousines. 我想写一篇关于汽车的专栏
[02:14.12]What do you think about people who’ve never been in one? 未坐过汽车的人会有什么感受?
[02:14.48]I don’t know people like that. 未坐过汽车的人我倒从未见过
[02:19.68]I need someone to bounce some ideas off of and get the juices flowing. 我只是想听取一些意见
[02:22.08]I got one hour, 27 minutes, 52 seconds. 1个钟头27分52秒就要交稿
[02:26.00]- When your T-shirts stop shrinking. 等你卖的T恤不再缩水啦
[02:26.44]Hey, Ike! When are you gonna put me in a column? 你几时才在专栏写我啊?
[02:30.04]- (Woman) Shrinks? 缩水?
[02:30.80]He’s just kidding. -Oh, forget it. 他说笑而已
[02:31.48]-Funny. He’s kidding. 说得妙
[02:33.96]- Here, give me $5. 来,五块钱吧
[02:34.36]Give me $2. - (Woman) No way. 两块钱
[02:35.84]Folks, I got nice shirts here. 各位,我的T恤很精美
[02:38.56]"I love everybody. You’re next." “我肯跟大家好,下一个轮到你”
[02:39.24]Look! 看啊…
[02:56.68]So what’s in store for us in tomorrow’s column? 你明天的专栏谈什么?
[03:00.88](Groans) I don’t know yet. I’m, uh, kind of a last-minute man. 我还未知道 我要等到最后一分钟才行事的
[03:05.48]You know, till an hour or two before deadline, I don’t get any ideas. 截稿前一个小时我还未有题材
[03:11.68]So you get your ideas for your column from life. 那你专栏的题材是来自生活片段
[03:16.12]Start up a conversation with a woman in a bar. 例如在酒吧向女人搭讪
[03:16.44]Attack her dart playing 批评她只会掷飞镖
[03:19.80]and try to get a rise out of her... 在她沉思时故意触怒她
[03:20.20]while you contemplate whether or not she’s worth hitting on. 或者看看能否搭上她
[03:22.60]No, I can’t hit on you till I get an idea. 我未有题材前连你也不想搭上
[03:26.60]Wh-- That’s flattering. 你倒很口甜舌滑
[03:27.24](Ike) No, you don’t understand. 不,你搞不清楚了
[03:30.04]I understand. See, 我搞得很清楚
[03:31.32]my not responding to you baiting me... 我不肯让你搭上我
[03:34.64]will inspire one of those bitter diatribes you like to write about women. 会令你在专栏里大肆抨击女性
[03:38.12](Ike)I don’t write bitter diatribes about women. 抨击女性的文章嘛
[03:40.04]- Oh-ho. - Very often. 我是很少写的
[03:43.76]I could. 其实我也懂得写
[03:44.08]Only when the ideas aren’t flowing, huh? 只是在思路不通畅时才抨击吧?
[03:46.68]It’s so nice to meet you, one-minute man. 一分钟先生,幸会了
[03:47.80]It’s last-minute man. 是最后一分钟,别混淆啊
[03:52.40]Whatever. 随你怎样说吧
[03:53.68]Want to hear something funny? For a good-looking guy, you strike out a lot.Have you noticed that? 你样貌一流,但泡妞九流
[03:59.96]- I bet it’s your ex-wife. - (Man) Excuse me. 一定是你前妻打来的
[04:02.16]I’ve seen much worse. 更糟的我都见过
[04:04.16](Bartender) No, Ike’s not here. 艾基不在这里
[04:06.36]I say, I’ve seen much worse. 我刚说,更糟的我都见过
[04:09.92]- I’ll tell him when he comes in. - Excuse me? 你说什么?
[04:12.40]The brush-off. 拂袖而去
[04:15.48]I’ve witnessed far more... treacherous and nefarious exits than that. 我亲眼见过离开时更凶的样子
[04:22.52]At least she castigated you in private. 至少她只是私下斥责你
[04:25.12]Not as private as I thought. 连你都听到就不算私下斥责了
[04:26.48]Kevin, you got some napkins there? 有纸巾吗?
[04:30.08]- Wiping or writing? 用来抹嘴抑或写搞?
[04:32.56]They love you. They hate you. 女人敢爱敢恨
[04:32.68]- I’ll let you know. 迟些才让你知吧
[04:35.84]They’re hot. They’re cold. 女人忽冷忽热
[04:38.16]They’re high.They’re up. 情绪有起有落
[04:39.52]This is fun making a list with you, 说得真妙
[04:40.72]They’re down. 情绪有起有落
[04:41.84]but I do have a column to write. 可是我还得赶写专栏
[04:43.40]Ike. 艾基
[04:44.88]But you have yet to find a really superb idea. 你总得找个妙绝人寰的题材才行
[04:50.44]There’s a girl from my hometown that you could write about. 可以写一写我家乡的一个少女
[04:52.64]Excuse me, but we don’t need any ideas. 我们不需要什么题材的
[04:55.16]She likes to dump grooms at the altar. 她在教堂行婚礼的圣坛丢弃新郎
[04:58.00]They call her the "Runaway Bride." 所以大家称她为“逃跑新娘”
[04:58.60]She’s performed the travesty seven or eight times. 她做这种怪事做七、八次了 |