[00:10.72]What are you doing? 你干嘛？
[00:13.44]Nothing. I was just getting some lint off for you. 没什么，帮你捡线头
[00:15.12]You were going for a feelski! 你偷袭我胸部
[00:17.68]All right, I' m sorry, but this is like the 23rd time we've made out already... 对不起，但我们已经这样23次了...
[00:22.96]...and they're getting blue. 我快憋坏了
[00:25.36]I know. I know. 我知道
[00:26.92]I mean, I really don't know. 我是说，我不知道
[00:30.20]For me, it still feels like the first time. 对我而言，这感觉还是第一次
[00:33.60]Okay, let's average it out then. 那我们算平均值好了
[00:35.08]It's the 23rd time for me and the first time for you. 这是我第23次，你第一次
[00:38.48]- That's about our 12th time. - Yeah? -那就算是我们的第12次 -是吗？
[00:39.52]Now, Hawaiian law clearly states after the 12th date... 夏威夷法律规定约会12次后...
[00:43.04]...I' m entitled to unlimited boob access. 我有权任意袭胸
[00:47.88]Why didn't I meet you one day before the accident? 我出事前一天能认识你就好了
[00:54.64]You say that all the time. 你老爱说这句话
[00:55.76]You want to meet a friend of mine? 要不要去见我一个朋友？
[01:01.40]All right. 好了
[01:03.20]Jocko, this is Lucy. Lucy, this is Jocko. 这是露西，这是肥仔
[01:07.88]Wow! Thank you. Nice to meet you. 谢谢你，真是幸会
[01:13.64]He is awesome! He is so smart. 他真棒！他好聪明
[01:15.44]Check this out. Jocko, what does the teapot do when the water's ready? 你看着 肥仔，水壶烧好水会怎样？
[01:24.20]- Very good. - Can I ask him a question? -很好 -我能问他问题吗？
[01:26.48]Go ahead. 问吧
[01:28.88]Jocko... 肥仔...
[01:30.24]...do you think that Henry and I are ready to take our relationship... 你想亨利和我...
[01:33.72]...to the next level 可以有进一步的关系了吗？
[01:35.60]You sure about that? 你确定？
[01:39.60]Do you think I should bring him into the other room... 你想我该带他进房间...
[01:42.20]...and take advantage of him? 让他占我便宜？
[01:51.84]I saw that hand gesture. 我看到暗号了
[01:53.72]- And I' m glad you did it. - Really? -我很高兴 -真的？
[02:06.52]- Use that. - Oh, wow. Look! -用那个 -你看！
[02:09.04]- Yeah. - They're... -是啊 -他们...
[02:11.68]They're nodding in approval, I hope. 他们在点头 希望是表示满意
[02:13.08]They like you. Let me get them out of there. 他们很喜欢你，我叫他们走开
[02:14.20]Mary-Kate, Ashley, get a life. Thank you. Sorry. 哼哈双豚，去别的地方吧
[02:18.16]- Oh, they're very nice, though. - Yeah, so are you. -他们很好心 -你也是
[02:22.76]Let me get you down slow. 我慢慢的让你躺下
[02:23.00]- Thank you. - My pleasure. -谢谢 -我的荣幸
[02:48.76]All right, I just wrote this, so go easy on me. 我刚写下这首歌，别太挑剔
[02:54.36]The Hukilau was the place 地点就是小吃店
[02:58.44]Where I first saw your face 我初次与你相遇
[03:04.76]We liked each other right away 你我立即相倾心
[03:07.48]But you didn't remember me The very next day 但你隔天就忘了我
[03:13.16]Forgetful Lucy 善忘的露西
[03:18.28]Has got a nice caboose-y 前凸后翘好身材
[03:23.28]I used to trick you into pulling Your car over so we could chat 我曾骗你停车跟你搭讪
[03:25.76]But my favorite time was when you Beat the shit out of Ula with a bat 但我最爱的时刻 却是你海扁芭乐那一次
[03:30.40]And we drove up to see Dr. Keats 还有我们去看医生
[03:34.28]And found out why Doug always Has to change his sheets 发现了道格的秘密
[03:41.04]Forgetful Lucy 善忘的露西
[03:43.84]Cracked her head like Gary Busey 脑袋天天重开机
[03:50.64]But I still love her so 但我还是深爱她
[03:52.88]And I'll never let her go 永远不会离开她
[03:58.76]Even if while I'm singing this song 就在我唱歌的当下
[04:01.92]She's wishing I had Jocko the Walus' schlong 她还希望我跟胖仔一样猛
[04:07.48]Forgetful Lucy 善忘的露西
[04:13.76]Her lips are so damn juicy 她的唇儿甜如蜜
[04:15.72]How about another first kiss 再来一次初吻吧
[04:30.76]Can't fall asleep. 睡不着
[04:34.24]I'm not sleeping. 我没睡
[04:36.76]I'm just closing my eyes. 我只是闭个眼
[04:39.64]Well, I' m gonna go downstairs then. 那我下楼去吧
[04:40.28]No, no. I' m just resting. 不要，我只是在休息
[04:47.48]Lucy. 露西
[04:48.56]Yeah. 什么事？
[04:52.76]Will you marry me? 你愿意嫁给我吗？
[05:00.16]- Of course. - Good. -当然愿意 -好 |