[00:01.58]-Sign my shrimp. -Thank you. - 给我的虾签名吧 - 谢谢
[00:02.78]-Yeah. Yeah. -I love you. - 耶，耶 - 我爱你
[00:06.38]I admire your quirkiness, dude. 我赞赏你的离奇，老兄
[00:06.70]Brent, we're gonna need you to hand over the ceremonial scissors. Brent，你要交出仪式用的剪刀
[00:11.66]But-- 但是
[00:14.30]-You can't. You can't take them. No. -Here you go. - 你不能，你不能拿走，不 - 给你
[00:15.46]No. 不
[00:17.78]I'm Baby Brent. 我是婴儿Brent
[00:23.38]Put your clothes back on. 穿上衣服
[00:27.98]Who am l? 我是谁？
[00:29.54]Go ahead, Flint. 继续，Flint
[00:32.74]Everybody loves you. 所有人都爱你
[00:37.02]Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood！Lockwood！Lockwood！
[00:39.50]Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood! Lockwood！Lockwood！Lockwood！
[01:15.66]Danger. Danger. Danger. 危险，危险，危险
[01:21.62]Salt-and-pepper wind? 盐椒风？
[01:24.50]Oregano. 牛至
[01:43.10]Sam, wait. No, I can turn it off. Sam，等等，不，我可以把它关了
[01:52.74]I can turn it off. 我可以把它关了
[02:06.46]All right, kid, it's all gonna be okay. 好了，孩子，会没事的
[02:12.42]Oh, no. 哦，不
[02:17.78]-Pardon me. -Pardon me. - 原谅我 - 原谅我
[02:19.26]-Excuse me. -No problem. - 对不起 - 没问题
[02:26.06]No. 不
[02:35.38]-Gummi Bears. -Not now, Steve. - 橡胶熊 - Steve，现在不行
[02:43.62]Condiments? Salt? Pepper? 调味料？盐？胡椒？
[02:50.10]Flint. Flint
[02:55.06]This is Sam Sparks, live from Chew And Swallow... 我是Sam Sparks 从Chew和Swallow现场直播
[02:59.06]...where a spaghetti twister-- 这儿有个意大利面龙卷风
[02:59.62]Sam, hey, we love a good storm over here, but you look like a nerd. Sam，嘿，我们都爱那儿的好风暴 但你看起来真像个讨厌鬼
[03:05.10]Patrick, several children are stranded in the path of this tomato tornado. 有几个孩子在西红柿龙卷风行进路线上卡住了
[03:08.26]My tummy hurts. 我胃疼
[03:12.86]Cal.
[03:14.14]What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen one of those since 1995. 那是什么，束发圈？1995年后我就再没见过了
[03:18.06]What? We have an actual weather emergency. 什么？实际上这儿有突发天气情况
[03:21.30]Well, we'll get right back to that storm... 好了，我们马上转回到龙卷风
[03:23.82]...and hopefully Sam'll look a little more appealing. .顺便希望Sam能看起来好点
[03:32.62]Steve, we just have to upload the kill code and then we'll shut down the-- Steve，我们要上传毁灭指令 这样就可以停下
[03:38.18]I've been ordering dinner for the last 10 minutes. 我为下十分钟订餐呢
[03:38.54]What are you doing here? 你在这干什么？
[03:41.90]-ls something going on? -I've gotta stop the machine. - 有什么事吗？ - 我要把机器停下了
[03:43.30]Everyone's in danger because of me. 因为我所有人都处在危险中
[03:46.78]Oh, it can't be that bad. 哦，不可能有那么糟糕吧
[03:50.62]-No. -Well, I'm out of here. - 不 - 好了，我要走了
[03:52.94]I can still stop the order with the kill code. 我可以用毁灭指令停下这个命令
[03:56.82]-Sending kill code. -I'm back. - 发送毁灭指令 - 我回来了
[04:02.30]Got to get the button. 按下按钮
[04:04.98]Play. Fun. Fun. Play. 玩，有趣有趣，玩
[04:07.06]Hey, Flint. It's been nice to beet you. 嘿，Flint，看我用甜菜扁你
[04:10.82]That's a radish. 那是个萝卜
[04:35.46]That was the only way to communicate with the machine. 这是与机器联络的唯一方法
[04:39.54]What exactly did you order? 你到底下了什么命令？
[04:41.14]A Vegas-style all-you-can-eat buffet. 拉斯维加斯式的自助餐
[04:47.42]Jellybean. Watermelon. Marshmallow. Pretzel. Sushi. 豆心软糖，西瓜 药属葵蜜饯，脆饼干，寿司
[04:53.14]Cheeseburger. Pretzel. Egg salad. Strawberry. Marshmallow. 乳酪三明治，脆饼干，鸡蛋色拉，草莓，药属葵蜜饯 |