[00:03.28](Announcer) And now, on the birthday of our nation, 在此国庆佳节之际
[00:06.12]we're proud to introduce a man 我们很荣幸的介绍一位
[00:07.08]who has entertained troops all over the world. 在全世界参与劳军活动的...
[00:10.48]Please welcome country music superstar Trace Adkins! 乡村音乐天王Trace Adkins
[00:15.52](Cheering and applause)
[00:17.32]The Angel of Death is headlining? 死亡天使在领唱？
[00:20.52]Hello, New York City! 你好，纽约！
[00:21.72](Ahmed and Mohammed) Director Akbar! Akbar导演！
[00:24.40]Director Akbar! Back here! Akbar导演！ 后面！
[00:26.56]Shh! I'm gonna get killed. 嘘，我要被人杀了
[00:28.56]We have to tell you something. Aziz is not an actor. 我们必须告诉你，Aziz不是演员
[00:28.84]I know. We all are. 我知道，我们都一样
[00:34.00]- He's not? - He's something else. - 他不是？ - 他是某种人
[00:34.72]Think back. 你想想吧
[00:40.60]You look like a terrorist. (Laughing) 你看上去像个恐怖分子
[00:45.16]You are going to blow up Madison Square Garden? 你想把Madison花园广场给炸了？
[00:45.76]- (The Chicken Dance playing) - Bawk, bawk, bawk!
[00:50.60]Bawk, bawk, bawk!
[00:52.32]Bawk, bawk, bawk!
[00:55.60]Wait! So you're saying he's a terrorist? 等等！你是说他是个恐怖分子？
[01:00.44]- And that would make you... - (both) Filmmakers. - 那你们就是... - 电影制片人
[01:03.04]Right! 对！
[01:05.52]The "film" is set to go off at 7:00. 这个“电影”将在7:00开始
[01:13.28]We have to stop him. 我们必须阻止他
[01:15.48]We'll never find him in this crowd. 这么多人，我们没法找啊
[01:19.16]There's only one place I can see everything. The stage. 只有在舞台上，我才能看到所有地方
[01:22.24]They hated Stalin, too. 他们还恨斯大林呢
[01:23.60]They hate you. 他们恨你
[01:24.40]Look for him out in the house. 你们到屋里找他
[01:28.60]- Stalin? - The mentor of Oprah. - 斯大林？ - Oprah的导师（电视名嘴）
[01:28.80](Adkins) I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. 我现在就在这里
[01:32.00]So come on, let's not waste any more time. 我们别浪费时间了，开始吧
[01:34.32](Man) Hey, Malone, get off the stage! 嘿，Malone，滚下台去
[01:35.76]Let me hear you. 让我听到你们的声音
[01:37.12]- (Booing) - (Man 2) Get off the stage! 滚下台去
[01:41.32]- (Man 3) What's he doin' here! - Well, uh... - 他在这干嘛呢？ - 呃...
[01:46.96]Uh, you probably all hate me, and I don't blame you. 你们也许都恨我 但我不怪你们
[01:49.08]I said a lot of bad things. 我说过很多不好的话
[01:52.76]Uh, over the last few days, I learned a lot of lessons. 但在最近几天我学到了不少东西
[01:56.96]And now I know that terrorism is not our fault! 现在我知道恐怖主义不是我们的错
[01:57.00](Crowd cheering) 他肯定藏在什么地方
[01:59.60](Malone) He's got to be out there somewhere.
[02:03.20]And that, uh, we may not be perfect, but we're the good guys! 也许我们并不完美 但我们是好人
[02:07.44](Crowd) Yeah! 对！
[02:08.96]I'm sorry about what I said about country music, NASCAR, and Americans. 我对我所评价过的乡村音乐，NASCAR和愚蠢的美国人 表示道歉
[02:12.96]- If you want to listen to dumb songs - (crowd booing) 如果你想听一些关于牛仔和卡车...
[02:15.84]About cowboys and trucks 以及汽车不停的兜圈子之类...
[02:16.80]and watch cars endlessly go around in circles. 无聊歌曲的话
[02:18.48]Hey, what... Hey, this is the United States of America! 呃，这里是美利坚合众国
[02:23.84]We're free to do what we want! 我们可以为所欲为
[02:23.88]So if those of you who agree with me 如果有谁赞同我的观点
[02:29.04]that America should be destroyed, stand up now! “美国应该被毁灭” 现在站起来
[02:32.88]Yes! Die, you American pigs! 对 去死吧你，美国猪们
[02:36.28]There he is! The terrorist! Get him! 抓住他，他是恐怖分子！
[02:36.40](Crowd) What?! 什么？
[02:42.28]We'll get him, director Akbar! 我们会抓到他的，Akbar导演！
[02:44.60](Malone) Get him! Get him! 抓住他！抓住他！
[02:56.76]- Aziz, don't do it! - Allahu Akbar. - Aziz，住手！ - Allahu Akbar
[03:01.04]- Wait! - Wait! - 等等！ - 等等！
[03:02.40]- Oh! - Oh! 我们现在必须拆弹了
[03:02.56](Timer beeping)
[03:03.64]OK, now we must disarm the bomb.
[03:05.80]Then it's a good thing we're alert. 还好上面有个时间指示器
[03:11.08]- The red one! - Which one's red? I'm color blind. - 红线！ - 哪根是红的？我色盲
[03:15.64](Ahmed) We don't have time. 我们没多少时间了
[03:15.92](Mohammed) I've never done this in a restroom. 我从来没有在公共厕所里做过这种事情
[03:17.44]Don't worry about it. Just relax and pull it gently. 别担心 放轻松，慢慢的拔出来
[03:21.40]- Like that? - Ooh! 像这样？
[03:23.20]Ooh! 海军啊
[03:24.60]Sailors.
[03:27.36](Mohammed) Not that one! Don't pull that one! 不是这个，别拔掉这个
[03:31.44](Ahmed) Push harder! Put it in here. 大力点，往这里插
[03:34.92]Oh! 天啊，他要醒来了
[03:36.32]Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's waking up!
[03:37.64]Do something! 做点什么！
[03:38.80]- Huh? - Look!
[03:40.20]Aah ha ha ha!
[03:43.88]- (Ahmed) That was amazing. - (Mohammed) You're incredible. - 刚才太神奇了 - 你表现得真好
[03:45.08]Marines. 陆战队啊
[03:59.28](Ahmed) Director Akbar! Director Akbar! Akbar导演！ Akbar导演！
[04:02.20]- Look! Look! - (Timer resumes beeping) 看
[04:05.44](Crowd cheering)
[04:05.68]- Ooh! - (Timer stops)
[04:09.40]Got anything else to say, son? 孩子，想说点什么？
[04:11.80]Yeah! How about you rednecks Play some of that awful country music! 好啊，给大家唱你们这些农民 最喜欢但难听的乡村音乐吧！
[04:16.36](Band playing)
[04:21.68]Welcome to the real America. 欢迎来到真正的美国
[04:23.04]You know, you look much slimmer in person. 见到你本人后，发现你没那么胖
[04:31.92]? This is the greatest country in the whole wide world ∮ This is the greatest country in the whole wide world
[04:34.20]? The fastest horses The prettiest girls ∮ The fastest horses The prettiest girls
[04:37.36]? We got the Army, the Navy, Air Force, and Marines ∮ We got the Army, the Navy, Air Force, and Marines
[04:39.12]? The finest fightin' force the world's ever seen ∮ The finest fightin' force the world's ever seen
[04:42.52]? We're the kind of people that get things done ∮ We're the kind of people that get things done
[04:46.88]? No doubt about it, folks ∮ No doubt about it, folks
[04:47.92]? We're still number one ∮ We're still number one
[04:50.00]? We got the nerve ∮ We got the nerve
[04:51.28]? We got the will ∮ We got the will
[04:51.60]? We got the nerve ∮ We got the nerve
[04:52.56]? We got the will ∮ We got the will
[04:53.84]? We are all together ∮ We are all together
[04:55.24]? And you know that we are still America ∮ And you know that we are still America |