[00:05.60]They will linger, they'll order more wine... 他们会逗留，他们会多点几杯酒…
[00:07.96]which means they'll have dessert and they will leave happy. 也就是说，他们会吃甜点 而且会快乐的离开
[00:11.28]And they will go home and they're gonna make love. 他们回家后会做爱
[00:11.72]They will wake up in a great mood and then tell everybody... 他们早上醒来时会有很好的心情 然后告诉每个人…
[00:14.56]about the fabulous new tapas restaurant they just went to. 关于他们刚去过的一家 新开的塔帕斯餐厅
[00:20.40]Flowers do all that? 花可以做到那么多？
[00:24.48]Yes. 是的
[00:30.40]How much? 要多少？
[00:33.64]Not much. 不会太多
[00:36.24]You're good. 你真厉害
[00:38.88]Who told you? 谁告诉你的？
[00:47.44]<i>- Mom call-waiting. I should go. - I should tile my patio.</i> - 妈，我还有电话在等，我要挂了 - 我应该帮我的阳台贴磁砖
[00:49.48]<i>On "Martha Stewart," she did it on her own.</i> 在"马莎史都华"的书里，她都自己做
[00:50.84]<i>She even fired her own tiles in a homemade kiln.</i> 她甚至在一座自制的窑里 烧制她自己的磁砖
[00:53.84]<i>I'll bet she can glaze a ham with her feet.</i> 我将打赌她能用脚帮一条火腿上釉
[00:55.24]<i>Okay, why did I call? Let me see, now I can't remember.</i> 好，我干麻打电话给?？ 让我想想，现在我想不起来了
[01:00.72]<i>What was the name of the man who had the dog that looked like a cat?</i> 那个有只长的像猫的狗的人 叫什么名字？
[01:00.80]<i>Yes, yes, yes.</i> 对了，对了，对了
[01:05.72]<i>He died.</i> 他死了
[01:06.76]Okay... 好了…
[01:10.92]I'm sorry. All right, I'll send some flowers. 我很遗憾，好吧，我会送些花过去
[01:11.20]<i>- Okay. - Okay. Yeah, bye.</i> - 好的 - 好的，是的，再见
[01:12.40]<i>- Yeah, bye. Yeah, bye. - Bye-bye.</i> - 是的，再见；是的，再见 - 再见
[01:19.96]<i>One new message.</i> 一条新讯息
[01:20.20]<i>Hi, Genevieve. It's me, your dad.</i> 嘿，珍娜，是我，你老爸
[01:24.48]<i>Just calling to say hi and see what you're up to.</i> 只是打来看你好不好 看?最近在做甚么
[01:28.60]<i>Give me a call some time.</i> 有时间给我一个电话
[01:33.40]Then why is it called a lawn mower and not just a mower... 那么，为甚么称它为草坪割草机 为什么不就叫割草机…
[01:37.80]since you don't mow anything but a lawn? 除非你只会用它来割草坪吗？
[01:40.28]You could get mowed down by a car. 你有能被一辆汽车割倒啊
[01:42.28]- Yeah, but not with a lawn mower. See? - Yes, you could. - 是的，但不会是被割草机，看见吗？ - 是的，有可能
[01:43.68]If it was running on your lawn and you bent over, it could run right over you. 如果它正在你的草坪上跑 你弯下腰去，就有可能被它撞倒
[01:47.08]- Why would you do that? - Hey, Dan. - 你为什么要那样做？ - 嘿，丹
[01:50.04]You got a really fat head. 你有一个肥胖的头
[01:52.08]- Maybe it's your face. - Yeah, it's hereditary. - 或许它是你的脸 - 是的，它是遗传的
[01:55.36]My mom has a fat face and my dad has a fat head. 我妈有一张肥胖的脸 并且我爸有一个肥胖的头
[02:00.92]You should see his mom's head. It's huge. 你应该看他妈妈的头，真是巨大
[02:04.60]Can I help you? 我能帮你吗？
[02:05.64]Hi. I'm Greg Gatlin. I own the new restaurant down the street. 嗨，我是葛雷·加特林 我是街角新餐厅的老板
[02:08.84]Good. I missed the pizza. 很好，我很怀念披萨
[02:10.36]Well, now it's a tapas bar called Get on Tapas. 嗯，现在它是一间塔帕斯酒馆了 叫"来到塔帕斯"
[02:16.12]I don't get it. 我不懂
[02:17.84]Tapas bar. 塔帕斯酒馆
[02:20.36]I don't get it. 我不懂
[02:22.68]Tapas bar. 塔帕斯酒馆
[02:31.92]Anyway, I'm having a party in a couple weeks. Hope you can come. 总之，我在几周后要办个派对 希望你们都能来
[02:36.60]- I don't go to parties. - Yeah, I don't think so. - 我不参加派对的 - 对，我想不用了
[02:37.84]- Free food and drinks. - Why didn't you said so? - 食物和饮料都是免费的 - 你怎么不早说？
[02:40.36]- Welcome to the neighborhood. - Thank you. - 欢迎来做邻居 - 谢谢
[02:42.68]- Yeah, good luck with the restaurant. - You know that place is cursed, right? - 是的，祝你的餐厅一切顺利 - 你知道那地方被诅咒了，是吗？
[02:45.72]I'm gonna beat that curse... 我会打破那诅咒…
[02:47.08]but I'll need you to Get on Tapas. 但我会需要你，来到塔帕斯
[03:04.56]It's a florist's secret that the purple ones have the deepest scent. 这是花商的秘密 紫色的花有最深的气味
[03:09.48]For the party, I'm gonna put one on a hair comb for your girlfriend. 对这个派对，我会把一朵 放在发梳上，给你的女朋友
[03:13.20]No girlfriend. 没有女朋友了
[03:15.64]I'm sorry. 很遗憾
[03:17.96]- She wasn't who I thought she was. - Okay, well... - 她不是我想象的那种人 - 好吧，嗯…
[03:19.72]owner of this new hot Brooklyn restaurant... 这间新的热门的 布鲁克林餐厅的老板…
[03:23.20]you are gonna meet somebody new. 你会遇见新的人的
[03:27.76]No, no, no. I'm off relationships. 不，不，不，我要远离关系了
[03:29.20]Fantastic. You'll be so much happier. 太好了，这样你会更快乐了
[03:34.92]Okay, you're not gonna say that thing that women always say... 好了，你该不会要跟我说 女人总喜欢说的那句话…
[03:36.40]which is I haven't found the right one yet? 我还没找到适合我的人？
[03:40.28]No. I don't believe there's just one person. 不，我不相信仅有一个人
[03:44.44]What? 什么？
[03:45.28]I don't believe people are meant to be in relationships. 我不相信人们注定应该有段关系
[03:46.56]- What? - Yeah, we should just have fun. - 什么？ - 对，我们应该尽情享乐
[03:48.08]And when the romance is gone, move on. 并当浪漫消失后，就继续前行
[03:52.68]- Well, how long does that last? - Five dates to be exact. - 嗯，那可以持续多久？ - 精确的说，五次约会
[03:56.52]That is exact. 那是精确的
[03:58.80]Five dates happens to be the perfect amount of time... 五次约会正是完美的时间…
[04:01.64]to achieve maximum fun with no pain. 能得到最大的快乐，没有痛苦
[04:02.08]No expectation equals no disappointment. 没有预期，等于没有失望
[04:05.84]It's just fun, and there are no rules. 只是要快乐，并且没有规则
[04:10.12]- No rules? - No rules. - 没有规则吗？ - 没有规则
[04:12.76]And you know what? In relationships, that's all there are. 并且你知道吗？在一段关系里 会有一堆问题
[04:14.52]You know, one person wants more, the other person wants less. 你知道，一个人想要更多 另一个人想要更少
[04:16.56]And then they act out cheat, come back, stay out of guilt... 然后他们就在外面欺骗 回来后，保留他们的内疚…
[04:20.96]oops, now someone's pregnant, all of a sudden... 哎呀，然后某人怀孕了，突然之间…
[04:21.68]you're married and hate each other. 你结婚了，并彼此憎恨
[04:25.96]Dating is just so much more romantic. 约会只是更加浪漫
[04:29.48]So, you love romance but not relationships? 所以，你爱浪漫但不要关系是吗？
[04:31.84]What's to love about something that only brings unhappiness? 为什么要爱只会带来不快乐的东西？
[04:34.08]It's just...It's just not natural. 那只是…只是不自然的
[04:38.04]Do you know any happy couples? 你认识任何快乐的夫妇吗？
[04:40.36]All the time? No, but... 一直快乐吗？没有，但是…
[04:41.40]I am happy all the time. 我一直很快乐
[04:45.84]That's hot. Is she hot? 这样很火辣，她很火辣吗？
[04:47.40]Doesn't matter. Her attitude is hot. 那不重要，她的态度是很火辣的
[04:52.28]She could have three eyes, two butts and a tooth and I'd do her. 她可以有三个眼睛，两个屁股 和一颗牙齿，我还是会上她
[04:55.32]Hey, does this tie say "My client's guilty"? 嘿，这个会约束我说"我客户有罪"吗？
[04:56.08]She's just... 她只不过…
[04:57.08]Hey, when was the last time you had a good pastrami sandwich? 嘿，你最后一次吃一个 好的熏牛肉三明治是何时？ |