[00:16.00]I'm so glad you didn't like it. 我很高兴你不喜欢
[00:16.40]I'm so glad you didn't like it, either. 我也很高兴你不喜欢
[00:21.20]Now, on Date Number Two... 现在，在第二次约会…
[00:24.76]we do the requisite trading of familial background information. 我们替必要的交易做些家族背景调查
[00:28.00]A sister, two parents, all close. 一个姐妹，两父母，全部很
[00:29.08]Okay, no siblings, parents divorced, not close to my father. 好，没有手足，父母离异 与父亲不亲近
[00:33.52]Why not? 为何不亲近？
[00:34.56]- My dad cheated. - That must've been hard. - 我爸有外遇 - 那一定很难过
[00:39.00]Well, I plan to get over it one day. 嗯，我计划有一天能忘掉它
[00:42.44]Yeah, yeah, it's good to let that seething anger fester for a long time. 是的，是的，让这种沸腾的愤怒 恶化一段时间很好
[00:48.60]Well, changing the subject, you owe me something private back. 好了，改变话题 你欠我一件私人的事情
[00:54.76]Jeez. One time, I heard my parents. 老天，有一次，我听到我父母嘿咻
[00:56.36]- No, no. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 不会吧，不会吧 - 是的，是的，是的
[00:57.40]Couldn't look them in the eye until I was in college. 直到我进大学前 我都无法直视他的眼睛
[01:02.12]"Hey, Mom, Dad." "嘿，妈妈，爸爸"
[01:04.88]Weird. 真怪异
[01:11.12]- This is a fun date. - You like my system, huh? - 这次的约会很有趣 - 你喜欢我的系统，是吗？
[01:13.64]Yeah, so far so good. I mean, no expectations... 是的，目前为止都还不错 我是说，没有期待…
[01:17.12]or wondering if the other person is looking for some kind of commitment. 或者在猜对方是否在寻求某种承诺
[01:23.08]- No worrying about the first kiss. - Yeah, that's over. - 不用担心初吻 - 是的，那已经过去了
[01:36.12]I'm... 我…
[01:39.12]I'm not really good with the public display of affection kind of thing. 我不太习惯在公众场合 显示个人的情爱
[01:40.24]Okay. Okay. 好的，好的
[02:09.36]Go, go, go back to the part about the kissing. 去，去，回到关于接吻的部分
[02:10.84]Yeah, the part about the kissing. 是的，关于接吻的部分
[02:11.68]- Wait, when's the next date? - Yeah, when's the next date? - 等一下，下一次的约会是何时？ - 是啊，下一次的约会是何时？
[02:15.76]In eight days. 在8天后
[02:16.76]I told him Date Number Three should be an adventure. 我告诉他第三次约会应该是一种冒险
[02:18.44]- I can't wait. - I can't wait. - 我等不急了 - 我也等不急了
[02:25.36]Cal recommended this place. 凯尔推荐了这个地方
[02:28.16]Okay, this sake is called Nigori and it's very unique. 好，这种清酒叫做Nigori 并且它非常独特
[02:33.28]Later we're gonna try Junmai, which is very pure. 等一下我们要试试纯米，非常的纯
[02:35.80]Okay. 好的
[02:36.64]But here's the adventure... a sake bomb! 但冒险来了…清酒炸弹！
[02:40.80]Okay. 好
[02:41.84]All right! 好了！
[02:43.04]It's time for Kamikaze Karaoke! 现在是神风特攻队卡拉OK的时间了！
[02:50.68]Where I put the songs, nobody knows! 我放的歌，都是没有人听过的！
[02:54.56]All right, our first... 好了，我们的第一位…
[02:59.12]player is... 来宾是…
[03:00.00]seat number six. 第6号座位
[03:01.88]Look under your chair for your number. 看你的椅子下，有号码
[03:07.72]- That's me! - Come on down! Come on! - 那是我！ - 上来吧！上来！
[03:07.76]Seat six. 第6号座位
[03:11.48]Come on, hurry up! 快点上来！
[03:14.84]That's my number! What's my song? 那是我的号码！我的歌是什么？
[03:18.92]You are singing "polly Wolly Doodle". 你要唱"Polly Wolly Doodle"
[03:20.20]- I don't know the words. - That's why it's... - 我不懂歌词 - 这就是为什么叫做…
[03:24.48]Kamikaze Karaoke! 神风特攻队卡拉OK！
[03:31.32]Did you know about this? 你知道有这种节目吗？
[03:33.64]No. 不知道
[03:34.84]<i>I went down south</i> "我到南部去"
[03:37.44]<i>For to see my Sal, Singing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day</i> "要去看我的莎莉 整天唱着Polly Wolly Doodle"
[03:42.84]That was great, that was great! 唱的很好，唱的很好！
[03:44.52]Despite what everyone thinks, that was fantastic. 不管其它人怎么认为，唱的很好
[03:48.60]<i>Nobody knows</i> "没有人知道"
[03:51.92]<i>The trouble I have seen</i> "我经历的麻烦"
[03:55.12]<i>Glory</i> "荣耀"
[03:55.68]<i>Hallelujah</i> "哈利路亚"
[04:00.24]All right, that was wonderful. 很好，唱的很好
[04:04.60]I don't know what song that was, but that was fantastic. 我不知道那是什么歌，但唱的很好
[04:06.80]Go head, have a seat. Sorry, your time onstage is done. 去，去坐下吧，抱歉 你在台上的时间已结束了
[04:08.36]Thank you very much, sir. 先生，非常感谢你
[04:11.60]Okay. Next up seat number... 好了，下一个座位号码是…
[04:14.00]thirty-three. Thirty-three? 33号？33号？
[04:19.44]Thirty-three? Come on, don't be shy! 33号？拜托，别害羞嘛！
[04:20.40]Thirty-three! 33号！
[04:24.44]- Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! - 33号！ - 33号！
[04:29.76]Genevieve. 珍娜
[04:30.92]- Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! - 33号！ - 33号！
[04:34.56]No way. 免谈
[04:34.92]Then go! 那就去啊！
[04:36.72]Go! 去啊！
[04:37.88]- Thirty-three! - Thirty-three! - 33号！ - 33号！
[04:43.72]All right! 好了！
[04:44.28]That's me! 那是我！
[04:50.24]Hi. Okay, you have... 嘿，好的，?的歌是…
[04:50.48]All right, there you go. 好了，在这儿，给您
[04:54.80]"There's No Livin' Without Your Lovin"'. "没有你的爱，就没有生命"
[04:58.92]- Okay. - All right. - 好吧 - 好的
[04:59.16]Thank you. 谢谢 |