[00:03.07]- Bigger and newer? - Yes, I understand what you mean.
[00:06.18]And no, we don't have suites like that.
[00:09.22]OK, I guess that's cool. That's cool, I guess.
[00:13.63]- Can you hold on a second? - Yes, sir.
[00:18.66]- Hello. - Hi, big guy. Where are you?
[00:21.76]I'm at a motel in Fraziers Bottom, West Virginia.
[00:24.54]OK. Words I never heard anyone utter.
[00:28.03]- She's special, Richard. - Who?
[00:30.15]- The girl from the charity thing. - The Win-A-Date girl?
[00:33.86]You flew to a place actually called Fraziers Bottom, West Virginia,
[00:37.86]and are staying in a motel in order to nail the Win-A-Date girl?
[00:42.27]Whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:42.75]I don't want to nail her. Please don't put it in those terms.
[00:46.14]Oh, forgive me, Lord Byron.
[00:48.35]I want to be around her, you know?
[00:51.42]She has a goodness. There's a lot that I can learn from her.
[00:53.98]I'm trying to feed my soul, OK?
[00:56.06]- I'm trying to find a way to be happy. - You want to be happy now?
[00:59.78]- This is big for me, Richard. - Oh, God.
[01:01.82]- This is a turning point for me. - You think that today.
[01:04.80]But by the end of the week, when you've nailed her,
[01:08.58]you're going to feel differently.
[01:11.55]And what do you suppose happens then?
[01:14.08]- I don't... - I will tell you what happens then.
[01:17.25]You pulverize her heart, and then the press finds out
[01:21.85]and all the good that was done by the promotion gets washed away.
[01:25.69]And Jimmy lng continues breathing.
[01:28.48]People like you can't have relationships with girls from Montana.
[01:31.74]- West Virginia. - Whatever.
[01:33.57]- Why not? - You're too different.
[01:35.45]Your values are different.
[01:37.44]- For example, she has them. - No, this can work.
[01:41.82]It can't and when it ends, it's very bad for business.
[01:44.25]There are more important things than business.
[01:48.80]I don't even know who I'm talking to now. Hello? Is this Tad?
[01:51.71]- What have you done with Tad? - I got to go, OK?
[01:54.30]No, you do not got to go. You're going through some kind of a phase.
[01:59.36]An extreme version of your normal in-between-jobs insanity.
[02:03.29]And it has a hold of you. You need to come back to LA,
[02:06.78]have a Bushmills and a Percocet, go out with an actress
[02:09.18]looking to advance her career and end this self-destructive behavior.
[02:12.89]- I'll talk to you soon. - No, Tad. Bad Tad.
[02:16.67]- Bye, Richard. - Don't hang up on me.
[02:23.10]Owww!
[02:26.33]- Hello? - Yes, Mr. Hamilton. I am here, sir.
[02:29.34]You wouldn't happen to have a masseuse on staff?
[02:31.96]No, but I am a very fast learner,
[02:35.90]and I could, you know... Hello?
[02:51.39]It always comes around |