[00:05.11]I guess it would, Pete. I'll leave Rosie a note that you called.
[00:08.95]Yeah, I just had a little inventory question.
[00:11.26]A little dairy-case query.
[00:16.15]But we can clear that up tomorrow.
[00:17.91]OK, Pete. Goodbye.
[00:21.59]All right.
[00:26.33]Rosie...
[00:35.13]Could I see your driver's license and regis...
[00:38.97]- Yikes-a-bee. - Hello, Officer.
[00:42.59]- Rosalee? - Hi, Tom.
[00:45.50]Hi. Wow.
[00:48.34]- Oh, boy. - OK, then.
[00:52.06]We heard you were in town, Mr. Hamilton.
[00:54.07]- Did you? - Pretty fond of our Rosalee there, huh?
[00:57.05]Yes. Yes, I am, Officer.
[00:59.29]- Tom? - Right, right, listen.
[01:02.81]We got a call saying that there was someone parked here
[01:05.69]and you know it's illegal after sunset, so...
[01:09.72]- You got a call at this hour? - Yeah.
[01:12.22]From who, a raccoon?
[01:20.47]Never mind.
[01:22.20]I am going to kill Pete, bring him back to life and then kill him again.
[01:25.85]Calm down. Calm down.
[01:28.02]- Why aren't you upset? - Because it doesn't matter.
[01:32.73]OK?
[01:37.14]What happened here tonight was a force of nature.
[01:43.96]Two people set out to be friends, but nature would have none of it.
[01:50.17]Nature wanted them to be more.
[01:53.85]And nature is going to want that tomorrow.
[02:17.81]What did I tell you?
[02:19.86]What did I tell you about your carnal treasure?
[02:24.73]- You said to guard it. - I said, guard it.
[02:27.67]And what did you do? You practically chucked it at him.
[02:30.48]You're acting like it was a sleazy night. It wasn't. It was classy.
[02:34.16]lt's not like he took you to the movies and then felt you up in his car.
[02:37.94]The evening evolved, Pete.
[02:40.72]My God, did he actually say that?
[02:42.87]It started as two friends going to the movies...
[02:45.49]- And it evolved into dry humping. - He fought it.
[02:48.21]He didn't want to do anything that might wreck the friendship.
[02:52.63]Wow. Did he actually... I can't believe he used that line.
[02:57.94]- And I can't believe you bought it. - lt's not a line.
[03:01.24]OK, fellas, a show of hands. Who here has used some form
[03:05.08]of the "don't want to harm the friendship" line?
[03:12.56]- Father Newell? - Well, prior to my enfrockment.
[03:17.46]Rosie, what are Tad's pectorals like to the touch?
[03:21.20]Are they warm yet firm like...
[03:23.12]- Cath, that's really not helping now. - Sorry, got caught up.
[03:26.23]Thanks. Listen, Rosie, just...
[03:31.86]Listen to me, bottom line.
[03:33.91]Tad Hamilton is an actor, OK?
[03:39.63]How do you know that he's not acting with you?
[03:44.40]- He's not acting. - No.
[03:47.12]He is. He's playing a role.
[03:49.78]The role of Hollywood bad boy trying to find virtue.
[03:54.58]OK, after you guys have...
[03:58.86]After you guys have been together a couple of times
[04:03.63]he's out of here, OK?
[04:07.18]You will never see him again.
[04:12.02]Hey, Rosie, guess what? I bought a house.
[04:14.90]I bought a house. Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
[04:18.96]lt's actually a farm with a house and a silo for my wheat.
[04:23.44]- Really? You bought a house. - I bought a house.
[04:26.64]We're putting down roots, baby.
[04:30.32]- What do you think of that? - lt's good.
[04:32.40]Come see it. Maybe after work?
[04:34.77]- I'd love to. - Yeah, I'd love to.
[04:40.72]Great. |