[04:36.86]Day after day, 就在我每天

 

　　[04:38.94]repeatedly trying to find new adjectives 变着法儿想找出些新词儿

 

　　[04:42.66]What do I do? 我还能做啥呢?

 

　　[04:43.26]to describe the word "rain"... 来描述"雨"的这段日子里...

 

　　[04:44.06]I’ve been fighting off the infantile 我一度努力要摆脱他 既幼稚

 

　　[04:47.22]and often offensive advances of that guy. 又讨人厌的求爱

 

　　[04:49.38]That’s right, ladies. He’s grabby. 没错 姐妹们 他就是贪得无厌

 

　　[04:53.06]Go to Dale. 切到Dale

 

　　[04:53.58]not the least of which being I am 35, single, 不光是因为我35岁 单身

 

　　[04:54.46]But you know, for a plethora of reasons, 但是 由于种种原因

 

　　[04:59.46]and, yeah, occasionally lonely, 而且 嗯 偶尔还觉得有点儿寂寞

 

　　[05:01.82]I gave in to his advances. 我委身于他的求爱

 

　　[05:04.34]And we had several, you know, 我们上过几次床

 

　　[05:07.38]what could only be described as disappointing encounters. 不过只能说是失败

 

　　[05:11.14]Sorry. 不好意思

 

　　[05:12.74]But despite the amateurish sex, 但尽管他的床上功夫糟糕之极

 

　　[05:16.06]I somehow developed an attachment 我还是莫名其妙地对他产生了感情

 

　　[05:18.82]We moved in together 我们搬到一起

 

　　[05:19.26]to the walking haircut sitting in that chair. 就是坐在那儿的衰发男

 

　　[05:21.42]and began to share a boring, stagnant, passionless life. 开始了单调 乏味 激情不再的同居生活

 

　　[05:28.38]What the hell is she doing? 她到底在干什么?

 

　　[05:29.06]George, help me. George 快帮忙

 

　　[05:31.42]Do not cut anything. This is good TV. 啥也别动 这可是好节目

 

　　[05:32.06]- Cut the lighting!  - No, no, no, no. - 把灯光切了!  - 别 别 别 别

 

　　[05:34.42]She has lost her mind. 她已经疯了

 

　　[05:34.54]That is, until this morning, 事实就是 今天早上

 

　　[05:37.74]when after Dale had already left for the studio, 就在Dale去摄影棚之后

 

　　[05:39.02]I found these. 我发现了这个

 

　　[05:46.46]You go, Sylvia. 继续 Sylvia

 

　　[05:47.26]They’re not mine. 但不是我的哦

 

　　[05:47.58]There’s our Emmy. This is it. 这段节目能得艾美奖 就是这样

 

　　[05:49.26]Now, these are a pair of panties 这条小裤裤

 

　　[05:51.10]my exhibitionist cohost wearing on several occasions. 我们有裸露癖的女主播穿过

 

　　[05:51.46]that I’ve unfortunately witnessed 有几次我不小心看到

 

　　[05:55.38]How long have you been sleeping with him, Sherry? 你从什么时候开始跟他搞上的 Sherry?

 

　　[05:57.10]All right, number 4 to Sherry, please. 好 四号机位对准Sherry

 

　　[06:02.46]Well put, Sherry. 表情不错哦 Sherry

 

　　[06:06.14]Well, I am now leaving this stupid, meaningless job, 这个愚蠢至极 没劲透顶的工作 我现在就不干了

 

　　[06:09.14]I just want to say to all of you out there, 我想请所有的观众朋友

 

　　[06:10.10]but before I go, 但是离开之前

 

　　[06:11.78]for the love of God, read a newspaper. 看在上帝的份上 去读报纸吧

 

　　[06:14.78]This is not news. 这节目不是新闻