[00:07.58]is best established unemotionally. 就要保持理智和冷静

 

　　[00:08.18]Bottom line, Daddy? We love each other. 但归根结底，我们彼此相爱，爸

 

　　[00:12.06]That is all that matters, tsk. 就这么简单

 

　　[00:27.54]Leezak. 理查克

 

　　[00:29.46]Good night, sir. 晚安，伯父

 

　　[00:35.74](Man) Congratulations, Mr. Leezak. 恭喜你, 理查克先生！

 

　　[00:38.54]Big Daddy Leezak's in the house.! 岳父大人到！

 

　　[00:42.90]Oh, I hope she doesn't spook on you, man. 但愿，她别怯场溜了

 

　　[00:46.38]What do you mean? 你什么意思?

 

　　[00:47.46]I love Sarah. Don't get me wrong, but... 我也挺喜欢莎拉这个女孩的，

 

　　[00:51.86]rich chicks spook. 但是，有钱人家的小姐爱开小差

 

　　[00:52.22]A powerful daddy plus family money... 有权有势的家族

 

　　[00:53.58]equals expectations. 带有很高的期望和压力

 

　　[00:57.30]Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage. 而这种期望就像婚姻的蛀虫一样

 

　　[01:02.54]My marriage is not gonna have a fungal rot. 我们的婚姻不会有蛀虫

 

　　[01:04.14]We're gonna be happily married every day... 我们将永远幸福地生活在一起！

 

　　[01:07.54]for the rest of our lives.

 

　　[01:08.74]Unless she finds out that you slaughtered her dog. 除非她发现是你把她的小狗杀死的，哈哈

 

　　[01:13.42]Oh, don't worry. I'll take that to my grave. 我，别担心，我死也不说！

 

　　[01:20.94]Okay.

 

　　[01:24.26]If you change your mind at the altar... 如果真的你改变主意了

 

　　[01:26.14]just pass out. 就装昏倒

 

　　[01:27.54]I'm not going to change my mind. 我不会改主意的

 

　　[01:31.18]Okay. I'm just saying if you do... 我只是说，如果你那么想

 

　　[01:31.98]just hit the floor. 就往地上倒

 

　　[01:33.06]Thank you, but it's not gonna happen. 谢谢, 但不会的

 

　　[01:38.22]to give up your grazing rights? 你沾花惹草的权利啦?

 

　　[01:38.46]So, you're sure you're ready... 那么, 你真的彻底放弃

 

　　[01:40.82]I'm not a grazer, Kyle. 我本来就不沾花惹草, 凯利

 

　　[01:41.34]Well, what if you became one later in life? 那以后呢

 

　　[01:43.50]I mean, over the next 1 0 years... 10年后，你知道

 

　　[01:44.50]you're giving up five hayrides per year. 你要放弃至少每年5次胡喝乱来的机会

 

　　[01:49.66]So I can either be happily married to Sarah... 你的意思是，我要么和莎拉快乐生活

 

　　[01:50.66]or have 50 one-night stands. 要么有50次一夜风流？

 

　　[01:54.62]That's not even a choice. 这根本不算什么选择

 

　　[01:55.26]Minimum. 50次是少说

 

　　[02:00.02]Okay, okay. 好了, 好了

 

　　[02:00.70]Are there any chicks you didn't have... 那你到底有没有后悔

 

　　[02:01.02]Let's move on. 我们继续

 

　　[02:05.78]that you wish you had? 没套到手的女孩？

 

　　[02:07.18]You are, like, the worst best man ever. 你是我认识的最差的伴郎

 

　　[02:08.86](Willie) Hey, Peter.! Over here, Prentiss.

 

　　[02:12.06]I can't believe she invited Prentiss. 我简直不敢相信连普冷提斯也来了！

 

　　[02:16.34]- Glad you made it, buddy. - Hey, man. What's going on?

 

　　[02:17.90]Did she ever hook up with that yahoo? 他和她从来没有来过？

 

　　[02:22.46]They went backpacking in Europe once. 他们一起去欧洲自助旅行过

 

　　[02:25.86]It was after high school. 那是高中刚毕业的事

 

　　[02:26.98]I don't think anything happened. 我估计没有发生什么

 

　　[02:27.34]Whoa.

 

　　[02:29.54]You're getting married... 你们都要结婚了...

 

　　[02:32.82]and she didn't share the roster? 她还没有跟你说过所有过去的男朋友？

 

　　[02:37.50]She shared the roster. 她说过

 

　　[02:41.18]Merrick and Bruce. 贝利克，还有布卢斯

 

　　[02:49.74]What about Prentiss? 那普冷提斯呢？

 

　　[02:56.06]And you never asked again? 你没有继续追问？

 

　　[02:58.26]I won. It's irrelevant. 我没有. 我都已经赢了，还有什么必要？

 

　　[03:02.34]Oh. OK

 

　　[03:05.22]Okay.

 

　　[03:07.90]As long as you're okay with a bogus roster. 只要你能承受这个不全的名单

 

　　[03:07.98]It's not a bogus roster. 有什么不全的？

 

　　[03:11.22]Is he on, or is he off? 那他到底在不在上面？

 

　　[03:13.06]He's... 他－－

 

　　[03:14.86]Shut up. 闭嘴

 

　　[03:16.66]Huh? Huh? 哈? 哈?

 

　　[03:21.66]And you could've had Peter. 你本该能把彼得弄到手的

 

　　[03:22.34]I did have Peter. It wasn't that hot, okay? 我们来过，但我不喜欢，行了吧？

 

　　[03:27.62]Excuse me? 什么?

 

　　[03:28.90]I was in Seattle... 在西雅图的时候

 

　　[03:30.70]helping on an appraisal... 我帮彼得做了评估

 

　　[03:33.74]ran into Peter... We went out. 后来我们有次约会

 

　　[03:35.62]and before I knew it we... 我醉醺醺的时候

 

　　[03:35.74]I drank way too much... 我喝多了

 

　　[03:40.10]tussled. 就喝他来了一次

 

　　[03:41.10]You bad girl. 你这个家伙

 

　　[03:44.78]I wanted to tell Tom so many times... 我一直想告诉汤姆...

 

　　[03:46.58]but he gets so jealous, you know? 但他总是很嫉妒，所以

 

　　[03:50.38]Listen, it doesn't matter that he doesn't know. 听着,他知不知道无所谓

 

　　[03:51.54]It's not like you guys were married... 你们反正还没有结婚呢

 

　　[03:55.06]and even if you were... 就算结婚了

 

　　[03:55.62]No, no, no. It matters to me. 不是这样，我认为很有关系

 

　　[03:56.50]It's like living a lie. 我就像生活在谎言中

 

　　[03:59.02]I cannot live a lie. 我没法忍受

 

　　[04:03.38]There will always be this big, fat elephant... 就好像在我们的房间里

 

　　[04:03.78]in the room with us. 谎言象个又大又肥的大象让我无法躲避

 

　　[04:05.06]Listen, Peewee. Never tell him. 老么，听着，千万别跟他讲

 

　　[04:12.22]It's time to go, Sarah. 时间到了，莎拉

 

　　[04:15.50]Come on. 快点

 

　　[04:18.90]Got everything? 都准备好了?

 

　　[04:19.90]Yes. 好啦

 

　　[04:20.10]Pussy's a mess. 你妈激动过头了

 

　　[04:20.90]How you holding up? 你感觉还好吧？

 

　　[04:21.94]I'm just telling you right now. Be prepared. 我要提前跟你说，要有点准备

 

　　[05:00.06]Wait. 等等

 

　　[05:01.06]Okay. OK

 

　　[05:07.90]- Oh! Ow. - Ooh. 你没事吧？ 没事！

 

　　[05:09.70]- Are you okay? - Yes.

 

　　[05:11.74]- Are you all right? - I'm fine. 真的？ 我没事

 

　　[05:15.94]This threshold thing isn't as easy as it looks. 抱老婆进洞房没想到还挺难

 

　　[05:25.90]Daddy got the big suite! 我爸订的最大的套房

 

　　[05:29.54]Yeah, he did. 哈哈！

 

　　[05:37.70]We're really married. 我们真的结婚了

 

　　[05:38.78]We're really, really really married. 我们真的，真的，真的结婚了

 

　　[05:42.58]Forever and ever. 永永远远

 

　　[05:45.34]Do you feel like... it? 你感受到了吗?

 

　　[05:46.54]I don't know. 我不知道

 

　　[05:51.46]Do you? 你感受到了吗?

 

　　[05:55.42]Oh... I'm kind of tired. 哦，我有点累

 

　　[05:58.50]Me too. 我也有点

 

　　[05:59.46]I am. I mean, yeah. 我的意思是, 那好

 

　　[06:01.94]Okay. OK

 

　　[06:13.22]What's the matter? 怎么了?

 

　　[06:18.86]It's our wedding night, and we don't want to have sex. 我们洞房夜却不想做爱

 

　　[06:19.94]No. Uh... 不是，哦

 

　　[06:22.82]it's okay. 没关系

 

　　[06:25.22]We're tired. 我们俩都累了

 

　　[06:29.14]It's fine. 没关系的

 

　　[06:29.62]It's just that this is our wedding day... 只因为今天是我们大喜的日子...

 

　　[06:31.66]and it's something I fantasized about... 我从小都在

 

　　[06:35.30]my whole life. 梦想自己结婚的样子

 

　　[06:39.06]And now it's over. 而这一切都过去了

 

　　[06:45.90]when you were a little boy? 也做梦娶媳妇吗？

 

　　[06:46.38]Did you have wedding fantasies... 那你小的时候

 

　　[06:54.66]Kinda. 有点

 

　　[06:58.42]Oh, honey. 哦,亲爱的

 

　　[07:00.90]Oh, my God. 哦, 天哪

 

　　[07:02.14]Tomorrow, my parents are gonna know... 我爸妈明天就知道

 

　　[07:02.30]I'm not a virgin anymore. 我不再是个处女了

 

　　[07:04.58]Sarah... 莎拉

 

　　[07:06.58]whoa.

 

　　[07:07.26]You haven't been a virgin since college. 你从大学以后就不是处女了

 

　　[07:09.38]I know. I know... 我知道. 我知道...

 

　　[07:11.34]but tomorrow they're gonna know for sure... 但从明天开始他们明确知道了

 

　　[07:14.22]that I'm not a virgin... 我不是处女了

 

　　[07:15.42]and they're gonna know that you deflowered me. 而且他们会知道你“摘花”

 

　　[07:17.94]Oh, God! Oh, no! Oh, honey! 天哪，完啦！天哪 哦, 亲爱的!

 

　　[07:19.38]Deflowered? 什么“摘花”？

 

　　[07:19.78]That's what my mom always called it. 我妈以前总这么叫

 

　　[07:21.78]My mommy. 我的妈妈

 

　　[07:22.78]Oh, Sarah. 哦, 撒拉

 

　　[07:26.26]Whoa, whoa, whoa.

 

　　[07:29.22]Hey. Hey. 嘿. 嘿

 

　　[07:31.26]I love you. 我爱你

 

　　[07:34.30]Okay? OK

 

　　[07:40.30]so it's okay if we don't do it tonight. 所以今天不做是没关系的

 

　　[07:46.26]Okay? OK？

 

　　[07:50.10]Now I kind of feel like it. 现在我有结婚的感觉了

 

　　[07:52.38]Really? 真的吗?

 

　　[07:53.90]Yeah. 对呀

 

　　[07:56.38]That was a sexy speech. 刚才那段话真性感。

 

　　[07:59.58]I turn it on every once in a while. 我偶尔也会来这么两句

 

　　[08:05.06]Oh. Bloody nose. Bloody nose. 哦. 鼻子流血了 鼻子流血了

 

　　[08:07.74]Oh, hello, hello, hello, hello. 哦, 哈罗, 哈罗, 哈罗, 哈罗

 

　　[08:14.30]You're mine for one night... 刚把你买（娶）过来

 

　　[08:16.78]and you're falling apart already. 你就不灵啦？

 

　　[08:20.22]I'm not gonna have to trade you in, am I? 是不是应该把你拿回去换一个？

 

　　[08:22.74]There you go. Just like that. OK，就那样

 

　　[08:23.10]Okay, okay. OK

 

　　[08:26.70]Stop the bleeding. 血就止住了

 

　　[08:28.66]I look like a chimp. 我象大猩猩

 

　　[08:33.06]You look gorgeous. 你很漂亮

 

　　[08:39.42]Let's go to sleep. 睡觉吧

 

　　[08:42.78]I love you. 我爱你

 

　　[08:45.62]I love you too, babe. 我也爱你, 宝贝

 

　　[09:38.34]Sweetie, our plane leaves in an hour. 亲爱的，离我们的飞机起飞还有一个小时啦！

 

　　[09:40.54]Aaah! Aaah!

 

　　[09:49.22]Okay, so that wasn't the smoothest start... 虽然，这不是蜜月旅行

 

　　[09:51.62]to a honeymoon. 的完美开端

 

　　[09:54.06]But tomorrow we will be at the foot of the alps... 但明天我们就踏上阿尔卑斯山

 

　　[09:57.06]at the Hotel DuReve. 住进“杜勒弗”饭店

 

　　[09:58.26]Yes, we will. 对, 我们会的

 

　　[09:59.26]It's gonna be totally perfect. 那真是太完美了