[00:45.56]Forget me, you’re on your way
[00:49.73]We don’t have to stay in touch
[00:54.20]We may remember someday
[00:58.37]Till then it doesn’t matter that much
[01:06.54]Someday I’ll have to wonder
[01:10.85]And dreams may cloud the truth
[01:14.95]But if you promise me
[01:19.16]I promise I’ll never forget you
[01:23.36]Forget the tears we cried
[01:27.53]Forget the good times too
[01:31.84]Forget the pain inside
[01:35.81]You will never see her again. No, god.
[01:40.08]Dude, after graduation, she’ll be gone until like the tenth reunion...
[01:44.92]if you both even live that long.
[01:46.72]And she’ll be so very pregnant by then,baking someone else’s DNA.
[01:51.82]And she’ll have this, like, big, pregnant cow grin on her face.
[01:55.19]She won’t even remember who you are.
[01:57.03]Well,I sat behind her in almost every class.
[01:59.26]- Behind her. - Shh.
[02:02.47]Behind her. She never saw you, dude.
[02:04.50]You don’t give this big speech at graduation, you don’t exist.
[02:10.01]No,Denis, if you... If you don’t do this... If you don’t do this...
[02:14.55]"You’ll regret it.
[02:16.21]Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon...
[02:18.25]and for the rest of your life."
[02:20.55]What are you talking about?
[02:22.39]Come on, it’s Casablanca, 1942...
[02:24.56]Michael Curtiz, director.
[02:25.99]- Bogart, dude! - Shh.
[02:27.63]Seriously?
[02:29.63]Bogart.
[02:45.24]Thank you, Angelica.
[02:46.58]It’s Angelica. Whatever.
[02:49.88]Angelica.
[02:51.08]Thank you for that rousing rendition of "Forget Me."
[02:56.75]Next, and finally, your valedictorian...
[03:01.69]Denis Cooverman.
[03:20.08]Today we look forward.
[03:24.35]Look forward to getting out of here.
[03:30.69]Heh, heh, heh.
[03:33.99]But today, I would also like to look back...
[03:39.16]Look back on our four years here at Buffalo Glenn High School...
[03:44.60]Looking back not with anger...
[03:48.51]but with no regrets.
[03:53.95]No regrets for what we wanted to do...
[08:07.23]Well, thank you.
[08:08.80]Uh, no. That is not what I would expect...
[08:11.00]from somebody who is going to Stanford.
[08:13.50]You know one call from me...
[08:14.81]and you could be going to Harper Community College.
[08:17.44]That would be unimaginable. You can’t...
[08:20.04]Look,I don’t know why I did th... Who was that?
[08:22.91]That wasn’t me. I was under an influence.
[08:25.72]- Are you drunk? - What?
[08:28.05]I just meant my thinking had been compromised.
[08:33.62]- Look, Rich told me if... - Rich Munsch?
[08:36.69]Yeah.
[08:37.93]I wouldn’t take heterosexual advice from Rich Munsch.
[08:43.27]But he was right.
[08:44.87]I mean, I had to do something.
[08:48.57]I’m not there in her brain. She will have no memory of me.
[08:53.78]So?
[08:54.98]So? Come on, Dr. Gleason, haven’t you ever been in love?
[09:24.64]Your nipples are so weird.
[09:35.52]Denis, there’s another Beth Cooper out there.
[09:40.52]One just for you.
[09:59.41]You embarrassed me.
[08:07.23]Well, thank you.
[08:08.80]Uh, no. That is not what I would expect...
[08:11.00]from somebody who is going to Stanford.
[08:13.50]You know one call from me...
[08:14.81]and you could be going to Harper Community College.
[08:17.44]That would be unimaginable. You can’t...
[08:20.04]Look,I don’t know why I did th... Who was that?
[08:22.91]That wasn’t me. I was under an influence.
[08:25.72]- Are you drunk? - What?
[08:28.05]I just meant my thinking had been compromised.
[08:33.62]- Look, Rich told me if... - Rich Munsch?
[08:36.69]Yeah.
[08:37.93]I wouldn’t take heterosexual advice from Rich Munsch.
[08:43.27]But he was right.
[08:44.87]I mean, I had to do something.
[08:48.57]I’m not there in her brain. She will have no memory of me.
[08:53.78]So?
[08:54.98]So? Come on, Dr. Gleason, haven’t you ever been in love?
[09:24.64]Your nipples are so weird.
[09:35.52]Denis, there’s another Beth Cooper out there.
[09:40.52]One just for you.
[09:59.41]You embarrassed me. |