[00:11.59]I know what you’re thinking.
[00:14.12]And, yes, this is a polycarbonate blade.
[00:22.83]I took some workshops at the Star Wars convention.
[00:28.44]Dr. McCoy.
[00:31.07]That used to be a person, so you show some respect!
[00:44.82]Rich, I need your help. Come out of the closet!
[01:00.40]Uh, uh, okay.
[01:17.99]Go, get out of here!
[01:20.66]Go!
[01:27.73]- Weird. - Rich?
[01:29.43]Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Denis?
[01:33.84]Over here, over here. Are you okay?
[01:36.71]Yeah, I’m coming. I’m fine.
[01:39.68]Rich, what are you doing?
[01:41.01]I think I’ve made a terrible decision.
[01:43.51]At which point did you think that was a good decision?
[01:46.18]Yeah, no, no, no, I...
[01:53.02]Rich!
[01:54.22]Denis?
[02:16.75]Are you okay?
[02:17.95]I’m paralyzed. I’m a paralyzed virgin.
[02:21.12]You’ll be okay.
[02:22.99]Quadriplegics can have sex.
[02:25.05]I saw a documentary about it once on public television.
[02:28.19]Let’s go. Come on.
[02:29.59]- Yeah. - Okay.
[02:36.00]Sean, Dustin, come on!
[02:41.17]Go, go, go!
[02:51.28]They’re like cyborgs.
[02:54.82]Denis?
[03:00.96]Rich! Rich! Rich!
[03:13.47]Why did you do that? I thought you were smart.
[03:17.77]I was smart.
[03:21.08]Oh, my God. Get him in the car.
[03:26.95]Come on. Are you okay?
[03:29.35]Oh, my gosh.
[03:31.05]Wait, Rich.
[03:42.13]Lisbee! Stop the car.
[03:47.07]Hey! Come back here!
[03:48.94]Call me when you’re sober!
[04:06.49]- Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I’m fi...
[04:11.56]No blood.
[04:17.00]Beth, we got away, so you can stop escaping now if you want to.
[04:22.91]She always drives like this.
[04:26.38]I was in Driver’s Ed with her.
[04:28.98]You could slow down.
[04:30.18]We’re gonna try to watch the cones.
[04:31.81]We’re gonna watch the road.
[04:33.92]Oh! L... Oh.
[04:36.42]Not good, not good. Oh!
[04:40.39]I’m gonna need you to pull over.
[04:42.33]Oh,shit!
[04:48.33]Great, you just killed everybody in the car.
[04:54.74]I’m, like, the least notable person in this car.
[04:57.41]When we all die, I’ll be referred to as fifth student.
[05:02.41]So, Beth, uh...
[05:04.58]I just wanna say thanks for rescuing me...
[05:07.98]back there after you hit me with your car.
[05:10.69]That was pretty cool.
[05:11.89]No, you ran into my car.
[05:15.99]And I’m not rescuing you. Kevin is heavily medicated right now.
[05:19.73]Cocaine, speed, roid rage, and he can’t have another incident.
[05:23.37]He’ll get court-martialed for sure.
[05:25.37]Sure, yeah.
[05:28.17]Do you remember the specifics of his last incident?
[05:32.28]Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!
[05:38.45]Stupid drivers.
[05:40.82]Could I borrow your cell phone? I left mine back at the house.
[05:47.12]Thank you very much. I’ll just...
[05:59.30]- Honey. Honey,you’re vibrating. - You bet I am.
[06:02.17]No, honey, honey, it could be Denis.
[06:08.88]I don’t recognize the number. Do you?
[06:11.71]- Sorry. - No.
[06:14.95]Must be a telemarketer.
[06:24.46]Oh, Mr. Cooverman.
[06:31.10]Hey, Mom, Dad, it...
[06:33.07]- Hi, Mrs. C. - Hi, Mrs. C!
[06:37.07]Yeah, that was just Rich...
[06:39.18]and we’re okay.
[06:41.94]And I can explain the kitchen later.
[06:45.15]If you need to reach me,you can reach me at...
[06:50.15]Beth, I’m sorry, can I get your cell phone number?
[06:54.26]Shit, my phone!
[06:56.49]Kevin’s probably tracking it.
[06:58.13]- Aah. - GPS that, asshole!
[07:03.53]Asshole.
[07:06.87]Cool.
[07:08.07]I rebuke you in the name of Jesus.
[07:12.38]Ugh. Radio sucks.
[07:15.78]Actually, why don’t you tune that to 87.1?
[07:20.32]Cooked up a little commencement mix that I think all of you will enjoy.
[07:25.55]DJ C’s slamming graduation. What!
[07:45.91]Well, we got no choice
[07:49.35]All the girls and boys
[07:52.78]Making all that noise
[07:56.29]Cause they found new toys
[07:59.96]Well, we can’t salute you
[08:02.43]Can’t find a flag
[08:04.23]If that don’t suit you that’s a drag
[08:08.06]School’s out for summer
[08:14.80]School’s out forever
[08:19.94]Ever.
[08:22.45]School’s been blown to pieces
[08:26.78]Yeah.
[08:28.38]I love this song. Who wouldn’t want to blow up their school?
[08:44.30]Crack him like a walnut.
[08:48.94]Hello.
[08:52.31]Sorry.
[08:55.58]Let’s get some beer.
[09:03.55]So, uh, I think I was knocked out back there momentarily...
[09:07.69]because I definitely wasn’t, uh, you know, looking or anything.
[09:14.10]- Yuck. - What?
[09:17.13]Maybe we should get you some Band-Aids or cream or something.
[09:20.34]Oh, no. No, no, no, I’m... I’m...
[09:24.97]Wow, your eyes aren’t blue.
[09:30.11]My eyes?
[09:31.31]Yeah, there’s like some green in there and then...
[09:34.68]On the pupil, there’s like a hazel starburst sort of thing going on.
[09:40.32]Uh, my grandma used to call them a real dog’s breakfast.
[09:45.49]Lucky dog.
[09:50.57]So, what kind of beer do you like?
[09:52.84]What kind? All kinds.
[09:54.80]I’m a maniac for the brewdog.
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