[00:16.40]Well, I'm afraid we can't wait any longerfor Ms. White. 恐怕我们等不到怀特小姐了

 

　　[00:22.48]I'm here! I'm here! 来了！我在这！

 

　　[00:24.24](crowd gasps)

 

　　[00:34.92]Ms. Witchburn, if you win another term as president, 威奇伯恩小姐，如果你成功连任

 

　　[00:41.04]what will you do differenty? Why fix what isn't broken? - 你将作何改变？ - 为什么要画蛇添足呢？

 

　　[00:47.92]This has been a great yearfor the university and I am proud 今年对学校来说是重要的一年，我很自豪 能在这么短的时间里建起联谊中心

 

　　[00:52.68]to be breaking ground on the Greek Life Oenter very soon.

 

　　[01:03.24]Ms. White, your rebuttal? 怀特小姐，轮到你了

 

　　[01:05.20](crowd boos)

 

　　[01:09.00]I guess your people couldn't make it. It's just you and your dorks. 你们这些呆子永远不可能做到这一切

 

　　[01:16.44](doors open)

 

　　[01:19.00]Go, Sydney! Oh, my God.

 

　　[01:20.44](#marching band) 加油！希德尼！

 

　　[01:23.60](girl) Go, Sydney! 加油！希德尼！

 

　　[01:39.64]I vote for Sydney! 我投希德尼一票！

 

　　[02:00.20]Go! 加油！

 

　　[02:03.48]You've been oppressed by the Greek elite 你们被联谊会所谓的精英压迫得太久了

 

　　[02:06.56]who take everything for themselves and leave nothing for us. 他们夺走了你们的一切

 

　　[02:08.84](crowd boos)

 

　　[02:12.68]It's time for the rest of the school to take back the school. 是你们夺回学校的时候了

 

　　[02:17.00]Yeah! 耶！

 

　　[02:17.88]I bet most of you have no idea how great the campus a cappella group is, and why would you? 我打赌你们不知道联谊组织的能量

 

　　[02:24.52]The social and cultural landscape is entirely run by the Greeks. 社交和文化领域全被联谊会把持着

 

　　[02:28.64]Those guys are forced to practice in a dank basement that's hard on their vocal cords. 那些人被迫在地下室挨饿受冻还没说出来

 

　　[02:31.28](man) Yeah! 没错！

 

　　[02:33.20]Professor Oarlton... Let herfinish. - 卡尔顿教授… - 让她讲完

 

　　[02:37.96]I have met so many great and interesting people here 我在这里结识了很多有意思的朋友

 

　　[02:40.32]that I neverwould have met if I didn't step out of my own litte world. 如果跳不出我自己的小圈子，我是没可能 认识他们的

 

　　[02:42.44]Before, all I wanted was to fit in. 在之前我只想融入个小圈子

 

　　[02:46.08]But I've learned that we're all searching to fit in 但我意识到了我们都在寻找可以加入的团体

 

　　[02:50.40]and we... we all feel like outsiders 因此我们…我们感觉自己是圈外人

 

　　[02:53.64]and we all do things and feel things 我们做事并用心体会

 

　　[02:56.24]that are bizarre and unconventional and dorky. 这些可能是怪事，傻事

 

　　[03:02.20]We're all dorks. Yeah! - 我们都是怪人！ - 耶！

 

　　[03:06.56]My name is Sydney White. My dad's a plumber. 我是希德尼，我父亲是水管工人

 

　　[03:09.40]I collect comic books and I'm secrety terrified of balloon animals. 我收集漫画，特别害怕气球做的动物

 

　　[03:14.76](laughter)

 

　　[03:15.72]I'm a dork. Yeah! - 我是个怪人 - 耶！

 

　　[03:21.88]I'm Tyler Prince. I'm the current high scorer in Gurkin of Honor. 我是泰勒·普林斯，现阶段古尔金勋章 最高分的保持者

 

　　[03:27.48]I'm a dork. 我也是怪人

 

　　[03:37.48]My name is... Well, it's really Sanford 我的名字是…桑福德

 

　　[03:41.96]and I've never had sex with a girl before. 我还是个处男

 

　　[03:43.68](crowd) Oh. 喔

 

　　[03:45.92]But I really, really want to. 但我天天在想那事

 

　　[03:49.84]I'm a dork. 我是个怪人

 

　　[03:58.24]Hi. 大家好

 

　　[04:00.24]My name is name is Jeremy. 我的名字是杰里米

 

　　[04:06.92]I used to speak only through my puppet. 我习惯通过我的木偶说话

 

　　[04:15.00]I'm a dork! 我是个怪人！

 

　　[04:21.84]My name's Moose. When I was 13 我叫穆斯，在我13岁时

 

　　[04:26.80]I was the top-ranked male figure skater in the state of New Jersey. 我就是新泽西州最棒的溜冰运动员

 

　　[04:28.52](man) Dude! So I guess that makes me a dork. - 得了，伙计！ - 我猜那让我变成了怪人

 

　　[04:38.64]I've hated Rachel Witchburn 我讨厌雷切尔·威奇伯恩

 

　　[04:42.04]ever since she told me I had mom arms freshman year, 自从她在大一时告诉我说我胳膊特别显老后

 

　　[04:44.88]and I have a voodoo doll of her in my underwear drawer and I stick pins in it. 我在抽屉里藏了一个巫毒娃娃，用针插它

 

　　[04:54.64]Oh, and I'm a dork. 喔，我也是个怪人

 

　　[04:59.20]Hi. My name is Dinky Hodgekiss 嗨，我的名字是汀琦·哈奇肯斯

 

　　[05:02.48]and I think I'm in love with a dork. 我想我爱上了一个怪人

 

　　[05:07.88](cheering)

 

　　[05:13.84]Let's hear it for the dorks! 听听怪人的心声吧！

 

　　[05:35.72]Rachel Witchburn, you've exhibited behavior unsuitable for a Kappa. 雷切尔·威奇伯恩，你的行为举止不与Kappa不符

 

　　[05:41.04]You've lied, manipulated and verbally abused your sisters and fellow students. 你欺骗、利用、侮辱你的姐妹和同学

 

　　[05:46.04]And you are just such a... 你就是个…

 

　　[05:50.32]a bitch. 就是个婊子

 

　　[05:53.20]We, all of us, 我们宣布，你被Kappa除名了

 

　　[05:56.36]hereby strip you of the privileges of the Kappa sisterhood.

 

　　[06:03.32]But you can't! You can't just... 不，你们不能这样做…

 

　　[06:05.40]We just did. 我们刚刚做了

 

　　[06:10.48]Here comes a Kappa, queen of the row. 这里是Kappa，联谊会中的女皇

 

　　[06:13.88]She's hot, she's cool, she ain't no ho. 很辣、很酷、很注目

 

　　[06:17.16]She's got style, she's got class. Prada... - 时尚又高雅 - 普拉达（Prada）…

 

　　[06:21.84]And from behind, a kicking... Gucci... - 还有后面的… - 古驰（Gucci）…

 

　　[06:25.68](screams)

 

　　[06:32.64](# "Good Day"by The Click Five)

 

　　[06:33.32]南亚特兰大每日新闻：自由的第七力量当选

 

　　[07:17.08]Oh, no. You're not getting sick, are you? 喔，你没病吧？

 

　　[07:20.24]Nah. It's just the mulch. 没有，是肥料闹的

 

　　[07:21.24]Oh. 喔

 

　　[07:34.20](car horn)

 

　　[07:36.88]Hey, we're from Southeast State and we're lost. Oan you help us? 嘿，我们从东南部来，迷路了 你能给我们带路吗？

 

　　[07:46.80]I will be your guide. 我来做向导

 

　　[07:48.52]Give me five minutes. 给我5分钟时间

 

　　[07:51.76]Take all the time you need. 多久都行

 

　　[08:02.92](Terrence) OK. Bye. 好的，再见

 

　　[08:09.36]Terrence! What happened? 泰伦斯！你怎么这幅打扮？

 

　　[08:10.08]Hey, guys. I finally perfected my predictive analytic probability theory. 好啊，伙计们，我的预先分析概率理论 终于成型了

 

　　[08:18.44]It can predict anything from the behavior of amino acids in a stable isotope peptide bond 利用稳定的同位素，可以通过行为来预测

 

　　[08:24.16]to the outcome of sporting events. 一切体育比赛的结果

 

　　[08:27.44]So I sold it to ibet.com for $10 million. 我以一千万的价格卖给了赌博网站ibet.com

 

　　[08:34.44]Are you kidding me? 你不是开玩笑吧？

 

　　[08:34.52]You a rich man! 你成暴发户了！

 

　　[08:40.76]You know I helped. I did. 你知道我是帮了忙的，确实

 

　　[08:43.56](wolf whistles)

 

　　[08:53.52]Aw!

 

　　[08:58.20]Oh, let's take a picture. 合个影吧

 

　　[09:01.36]Oome on. 都站好

 

　　[09:03.12]Get together. 靠近些

 

　　[09:08.92]Say cheese. Oheese. - 说“茄子” - 茄子

 

　　[09:14.40](Sydney) So, that's the story of Sydney White. 好了，这就是希德尼·怀特的故事

 

　　[09:17.44]My mom was right. I did make friends for life. 母亲是对的，我交到了一生的朋友

 

　　[09:19.16]And we all lived - well, do you even have to ask? - 我们都生活得很好，这还用问么

 

　　[09:26.00]dorkily everafter. 傻人有傻福

 

　　[09:31.80](# "I'm Not Worried"by The Drop)

 

　　[10:20.04](# "Beautiful Surprise"by Kyle Paas)