搞笑生活哲理短句(在线收听

   1.Money is not the problem, the problem is money!

  2. Burn incense and may not necessarily be a monk, but also may be the panda ...
  3. Drunk who has not satisfied me, I will help the wall!
  4. I lie like a fly in the glass, the future is bright, but can not find a way out.
  5. Who says I am white, thin, beautiful ~ I like his good friend ~
  6. "What is the optimists who?" "The teapot is like ............... like red buttocks were burned and he still has feelings whistle!"
  1.钱不是问题,问题是没钱!
  2.烧香的不一定是和尚,还可能是熊猫...
  3.喝醉了我谁也不服,我就扶墙!
  4.我就像一只趴在玻璃上的苍蝇,前途一片光明,但又找不到出路.
  5.谁说我白,瘦,漂亮~我就跟他做好朋友~
  6."什么叫乐观派的人?""这个...............就像茶壶一样,屁股都烧得红红的,他还有心情吹口哨!"
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