超萌铁路安全公益广告歌：蠢蠢的死法
澳大利亚墨尔本的铁路运输公司Metro Trains制作的动画公益广告，提醒大家：没有比“在火车周围不注意安全而死掉”这种死法更蠢的死法了。
轻柔明快的吉他声，温暖的太阳高空照，小风徐徐吹散了蒲公英……正当要进入小清新的世界时，第一句歌词便无情残忍地把你带入魔幻的现实世界，种种蠢蠢的死法啊！
这首歌曲在Youtube社交网站上已取得近九百万的超人气点击量及128,371的好评！而制作单位墨尔本Metro Trains已经陆续收到来自世界各地人们的邮件“抱怨”这首歌实在太容易令人上瘾了！
中英歌词：
set fire to you hair 放火烧你的头发
poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊
eat medicine is out of date 吃上一堆过期的药
use your private parts as Piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
get a toast ou with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司
do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来
teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开
eat a two week old unrefrigrated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
invite the psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门
scratch a drug user's brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕
take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔
use a clothing dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
keep a rattle snake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物
sell both the kidneys on the internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉
eat a tube of super glue 吃上一管万能胶
I wonder what is this red button do 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法
dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿
sturb a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂
stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘
drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆
run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨
they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是
the dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法
so many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的
so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法 |