[14:53.44]Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory. 我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工厂做侍应

[14:55.76]Come on,I'll show you the trick with the shower. 来吧 我告诉你开关在哪

[14:60.00]Bonne douche. Bonne douche!

[14:60.68]I'M... I'm sorry? 你说什么?

[15:03.72]It's french for "good shower. " 法语的"洗个痛快澡"

[15:05.80]It's a sentiment I can express in six languages. 我能用六国语言表达这一祝愿

[15:07.52]Save it for your blog,howard. 留着在你的Blog上写吧 Howard

[15:12.44]细鐾纯快澡 洗个痛快澡 (中文)

[15:17.72]all right, there it goes. It sticks. I'm sorry. 这样就行 开关卡住了 抱歉

[15:21.72]Okay,thanks. 好的 谢谢

[15:21.88]Reyou' welcome. Oh,you're just going to step right... okay,I'll... 不客气 你只要向右... 好 我撤了

[15:24.92]- hey,leonard... - the hair products are sheldon'S. - Leonard - 那些洗发产品是Sheldon的

[15:28.92]Okay. 好的

[15:28.64]Um,can I ask you a favor? 我能麻烦你帮个忙吗?

[15:30.08]A favor? 帮忙?

[15:33.56]Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you. 你当然可以要我帮忙 我很乐意帮你忙

[15:37.76]It's okay if you say no. 你不答应也没事

[15:38.16]Oh,I'll probably say yes. 噢 我应该会答应的

[15:40.48]It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met. 这不是那种 你会请刚认识的人帮的忙

[15:45.84]Wow. 哇

[15:55.44]I really think we should examine the chain of causality here. 我们得回顾下这起事件的前因后果

[15:58.12]Must we? 一定要吗?

[15:58.44]Event a- a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. 事件A: 一个美女在我们的浴室裸体

[16:03.92]Event b- we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set 事件B: 我们开车穿越整个小镇 就为了搬台电视机回来

[16:06.80]from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. 目的地就在刚刚提到的美女的前男友家

[16:08.28]Query- on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events? 提问: 这两件事之间 存在任何甚至半理性的关联吗?

[16:13.72]She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon. 因为Penny请我帮个忙 Sheldon

[16:17.68]Ah,yes. Well,that may be the proximal cause of our journey, 是啊 那也许是最近似可能的起因了

[16:19.52]but we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause. 但我们都知道 它和更高级的末端起因截然不同

[16:25.92]Which is? 那是什么意思?

[16:26.64]You think with your penis. 你用你的老二思考

[16:28.52]That's a biological impossibility. 这在生理上是不可能的

[16:29.60]And you didn't have to come. 你也不一定要来啊

[16:32.00]Oh,right,yes,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny in russian, arabic and farsi. 对 我可以留在家里看着Wolowitz 试图用俄语 阿拉伯语及波斯语搭讪Penny

[16:38.40]Why can't she get her own tv? 她为什么不能自己去拿?

[16:39.96]Come on,you know how it is with breakups. 你知道分手这种事啦

[16:41.60]No,I don'T... and neither do you. 不 我不知道 你也不知道

[16:42.28]I broke up with joyce kim. 什么啊 我跟Joyce Kim分过手

[16:46.56]You did not break up with joyce kim. She defected to north korea. 你才没有和Joyce Kim分手 是她跑到韩国去了

[16:48.92]To mend her broken heart. 为了修复她受伤的心灵

[16:54.52]This situation is much less complicated. 现在这情况更加复杂

[16:56.80]There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the tv. Penny和她前男友不能达成一致 究竟电视机该归谁

[17:02.04]She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him. 她不想再和他当面争执

[17:05.52]So we get to have a scene with him? 所以我们去和他当面争执?

[17:06.56]No,sheldon,there's not going to be a scene. Sheldon 根本不会有争执

[17:07.96]There's two of us and one of him. 我们两人 他一人

[17:09.68]Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv. Leonard 我们俩加起来都抗不动一台电视

[17:16.52]So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university? 你们跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在学校做事?

[17:22.84]Um,I'm sorry. Do you speak english? 不好意思 你会说英语吗?

[17:25.96]Oh,he speaks english. Hecaust jn't speak to women. 他会 只是不能跟女人说

[17:31.76]Really? Why? 真的? 为什么?

[17:32.96]He's kind of a nerd. 因为他是个书呆子

[17:35.60]Juice box? 盒装果汁? (谐音G-Spot 即高潮快点)

[17:42.76]I'll do the talking. Man: 我来跟他理论

[17:45.84]Yeah? 谁?