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　　Whose Fault

　　Cast

　　Mr. Green

　　Miss Blue

　　Police

　　Nurse

　　Doctor

　　Daughter?

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene I

　　(Green Garden St.)

　　(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car?

　　Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.

　　Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me.

　　(While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)Police: What's happened?

　　Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!

　　Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light...

　　(Quarrel again ...)

　　Police: Has any one been injured?

　　Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.

　　Miss Blue: I ache all over too.

　　(Both of them mourn painfully...)

　　Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).?

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene II

　　(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)

　　(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)

　　Nurse: Who is injured?

　　(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?

　　Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.

　　Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there.

　　Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)

　　Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?

　　Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.

　　Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?

　　Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...

　　Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.

　　(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected)Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...

　　Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?

　　(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...)Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.

　　Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?

　　Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...

　　Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......

　　Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..

　　(Miss Blue leaves.)

　　Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!

　　Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?

　　Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?

　　Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...

　　Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection...

　　Mr. Green: What? An injection?

　　(Nurse takes out the syringe)

　　Nurse: Where do you want to inject?

　　(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.

　　Nurse: Wait! Don't go...

　　(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room)Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!

　　(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)?

　　--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Scene III

　　(Taiwan House)

　　(Both of them come back home, then open the door and go into the house at the same time...)Daughter: Dad ...Mom ...What happened to both of you? Dad, you look pale. Mom, you look terrible, too.

　　Mr. Green: I would not be like this if not for your mother...

　　Miss Blue: What! That is your father's fault and he blames me impudently for...

　　(Daughter is cold and shrugs–then watching TV)Daughter: Oh! I understand it. Even since the Presidential Election, there's no peace in our home.

　　(Both of them are still quarrelling ....)