理解女人的话

　　Yes. = No.

　　好的。=不好。

　　No. = Yes.

　　不好。=好的。

　　Maybe. = No.

　　也许吧。=不好。

　　I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry.

　　对不起。=该道歉的人是你。

　　It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

　　这是你的决定。=到现在，正确的决定显而易见了吧。

　　Do what you want... = You'll pay for this later.

　　做你想做的……=然后你就会为此付出代价的。

　　Sure...go ahead. = I don't want you do.

　　当然，做吧。=我不想让你那样做。

　　I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

　　我没烦。=我当然很烦，笨蛋。

　　You're so manly. = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

　　你真有男人味。=你该刮胡子了，而且你身上的汗味儿太重了。

　　Hang the picture there. = No, I mean hang it there!

　　把画挂在那儿。=不，不，我是指挂在那边。

　　I heard a noise. = I noticed you were almost asleep.

　　我听到有声音。=我注意到你快睡着了。

　　Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

　　你爱我吗？=我想买件很贵的东西。

　　How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

　　你有多爱我？=今天我做了件你肯定不高兴我做的事。

　　I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off our shoes and find a good game on TV.

　　我马上就好。=脱掉鞋子找一档好看的节目看吧。

　　Am I fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

　　我胖吗？=告诉我我很漂亮。

　　You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

　　你得学会交流。=听我的就行。

　　Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you're dead.

　　你在听我说吗！？=太晚了，你完了！

　　I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

　　我没在大叫！=我是在大叫，因为我认为这很重要。

　　In response to "What's wrong?":

　　女人对“出什么事了？”的回答：

　　The same old thing. = Nothing.

　　就那样。=没事。

　　Nohing. = Everything.

　　没事。=我很有事。

　　Nothing, really. = It's just that you're such an idiot!

　　真的没事。你简直是个白痴。

　　重点讲解：

　　1. pay for

　　付出代价；受到惩罚；

　　eg. They made him pay for his offence by giving him the sack.

　　他们解雇了他，从而使他因自己的过错而受到了惩罚。

　　eg. You'll have to pay for your crime.

　　你得为你的罪行付出代价。

　　2. go ahead

　　开始吧；做吧；

　　eg. If you insist on leaving now , please go ahead.

　　你一定要走，那就请便吧。

　　eg. Go ahead! There's nothing to be afraid of.

　　干吧！没有什么可怕的。

　　3. ask for

　　索要；请求，恳求（给予）；

　　eg. I have the right to ask for an explanation.

　　我有权要求一个解释。

　　eg. He had the audacity to ask for an increase in salary.

　　他竟然厚着脸皮要求增加薪水。

　　4. kick off

　　踢掉（鞋）；

　　eg. Kick off your shoes and kick back for a while.

　　脱掉你的鞋子，好好地放松一下自己。

　　eg. She stretched out on the sofa and kicked off her shoes.

　　她四肢平摊躺在沙发上，踢掉了鞋子。

　　5. agree with

　　同意；赞成；意见一致；

　　eg. I see your point but I'm not sure I agree with you.

　　我明白你的观点，但恐怕我不能苟同。

　　eg. The witnesses' statements just don't agree with each other.

　　几个证人的陈述并不一致。

　　6. in response to

　　对…做出反应；回答；

　　eg. He did it in response to an inner calling.

　　他受内心欲望的驱使而做了那件事。

　　eg. In response to this problem, various academics proposed many measures and steps.

　　针对这一问题，各界学者提出了很多对策和措施。