第六篇 Chapter6 结婚第一天，我们紧张的要死
the first day of our marriage, we scared to death
The first day of my marriage is scary. I think that we should all have two lines. One to live to make mistakes and then one to come back and do it again. You know, so you don’t make mistakes. I mean because parents will not tell you things nobody ever tells you. Parents don’t want to sit down and really garb and say: Well now. This is what this is about and this is why we are doing this and this.---No! It is a big secret.
When I got married, I said to my father: “I am going to get married. Can you help me?”he said: “no.”I went to my mother and said: “I am going to get married, ma. Tell me something about it.”my mother said: “oh! That’s wonderful. Your father and I have never argued. And he’s just been wonderful all through life.” Which is a lie! Lie! I heard him in there. And I will tell you another thing. I will take your arm and rip it off and rarara…
And now, in my marriage, my wife and I love each other. But I will tell you in a minute we’ve had some arguments. I mean, I have never punched her. And she has never punched me. But we have had some arguments. I called her some names that I was proud I even thought of. And my wife has run some of on me that I’ve written down, yeah, but nobody will tell you that. The only person who ever made an attempt was a priest. A priest! Said：“I will tell you about it,” I beg your pardon.
Marriage, you can’t beat it. The first day we got married. Both of us were scared everything. When we got married, and went to a hotel room for our honey room. We just stared at each other, just sat on the edge of our bed with our clothes on, looking at each other. Then finally we got in the car and went to the drive-in and knew what to do. |