不用。

　　-Leonard: I had no idea it was so heavy.

　　heavy: 重的

　　我不知道它会这么重。

　　The thing just fell right, over on me, didn't it?

　　它实实地压住我了，对吧?

　　-David: Yeah. Lucky for you it wasn't moving.

　　是呀，走运的是它还没启动。

　　-Penny: Oh, hey, Leonard. Ooh, are you okay?

　　嘿，Leonard，哎呀，你没事吧?

　　-Leonard: Oh, yeah. It's just a, little motorcycle accident.

　　accident: 事故

　　哦，只是一点小小的摩托车事故。

　　-Penny: My God, how fast were you going?

　　天啦，你开得多快呀?

　　-Leonard: I don't know. It's all such a blur.

　　blur: 变模糊

　　不知道，一切都模糊了。

　　-David: Good one. He couldn't, even get it started.

　　真幽默，他甚至没点着火。

　　Hi, Dave.,

　　你好，我是Dave。

　　-Penny: Hi, Penny.

　　你好，我是Penny。

　　So it's your motorcycle?

　　那他骑的是你的摩托车了?

　　Is it okay?

　　车子还好吗?

　　-Leonard: Lucky for the bike it landed on my leg.

　　leg: 腿

　　机车很走运，有我的腿当垫背。

　　-David: you mind giving me a hand with speed racer here?

　　racer: 赛车手

　　能帮我扶下这位急速飞车手吗?

　　-Penny: Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure.

　　当然愿意。

　　So, um, Dave, how do you know Leonard?

　　Dave，你怎么认识Sheldon的?

　　-David: I'm a physicist.

　　physicist: 物理学家

　　我是物理学家。

　　-Penny: No, you're not.

　　你不是吧。

　　-David: Why is that so surprising?

　　有那么吃惊吗?

　　-Penny: Uh, well, it's just that the physicists, I know are indoorsy and pale.

　　indoorsy: 常在室内的 pale: 皮肤发白的

　　反正我认识的物理学家都很宅，皮肤也都可白了。

　　-Leonard: I'm not indoorsy.

　　我哪里宅了。

　　I just wear the appropriate sun block, because I don't take melanoma lightly.

　　appropriate: 适当的 block: 阻止 melanoma: 黑素瘤

　　我涂防晒霜，因为不想引起黑素瘤嘛。

　　-Penny: So, are you and Leonard working, on an experiment together?

　　experiment: 实验

　　你和Leonard一起做实验的?

　　-David: Yeah, actually we are.

　　对，我们是。

　　-Leonard: Yeah, we're examining the radiation levels of, photomultiplier tubes for a new dark matter detector.

　　examine: 检测 radiation: 辐射 photomultiplier: 光电倍增管 tube: 管 detector: 检测器

　　对，我们在检测一种新暗物质探测器的光电倍增管的辐射等级。

　　-Penny: Uh, sweetie, sweetie, Dave was talking.

　　sweetie: 亲爱的

　　亲爱的，亲爱的，Dave还没说完呢。

　　You know, I love science.

　　science: 科学

　　知道不，我很热爱科学哒。

　　-Leonard: Since when?

　　啥时候的事儿?

　　-Penny: Since always.

　　一直都是嘛。

　　Call me a geek, but I am just nuts for the whole subatomic, particle thing.

　　geek: 呆子 nut: 难对付的人 subatomic: 亚原子的 particle: 微粒

　　你说我书呆子也罢，但我对什么亚原子微粒真的很狂热。

　　-David: The last thing I would, ever call you is a geek.

　　哪会想到你是书呆子呐。

　　-Penny: Well, that's what I, am-- queen of the nerds.

　　queen: 女王 nerd: 呆子<美俚>

　　我就是啊，我是书呆呆女王。

　　-David: Well, if you like, I could show, you the lab we're working in.

　　要是你愿意，去看看我们的实验室吧。

　　We've got some cool toys, you, know-- lasers and stuff.

　　toy: 工具 laser: 激光 stuff: 东西

　　那儿设备很不错，激光器啥的。

　　-Penny: You know, I have always wanted, to see a big science lab.

　　哎呀，我一直好想参观科学实验室。

　　-Leonard: Since when?,

　　啥时候的事儿?

　　-Penny: Since always.

　　一直都是嘛。

　　-David: Leonard, Are you okay here?,

　　Leonard送到这儿你没问题了吧?

　　-Leonard: yeah. I guess.

　　对，没问题。

　　-David: How about we go see it now?

　　那咱现在就去?

　　Maybe afterwards we take the bike up the, coast, We grab a little bite to eat...

　　afterwards: 以后 coast: 海岸 grab: 抓住 bite: 一口【一点】

　　之后可以去海边飚飚车，再吃点什么。

　　-Penny: Yeah. Yeah, that sounds great. Let me just get my jacket.

　　jacket: 外套

　　好呀，很好玩的样子，我去穿件外套。

　　-David: Boy, she'll do, huh?

　　她行的吧?

　　-Leonard: Yeah, if you like that type.

　　type: 类型

　　对，如果你喜欢那种型的。

　　-David: So, you and her...

　　那么，你和她...

　　-Leonard: No, just neighbors.

　　没啦，普通邻居而已。

　　-David: Really.

　　真的?

　　I don't know how you live next door to, that without doing something about it.

　　隔壁住着这样的妞儿，怎么都不行动啊。

　　-Leonard: Actually... science is my lady.

　　其实... 科学才是我的女神。

　　-Penny: Okay. Let's go.,

　　好了，走吧。

　　-David: All right.

　　好。

　　See you tomorrow, Leonard.,

　　明天见，Leonard。

　　-Leonard: See ya.

　　ya: <美口>=you

　　回见。

　　Bye, Penny. Have fun.

　　拜，Penny，玩的开心啊。

　　-Sheldon: Yes?

　　谁啊?

　　Did you forget your key?

　　忘带钥匙了?

　　I don't see anything in, here a woman would want.

　　这儿的东西女孩都不会喜欢啊。

　　-Wolowitz: You're kidding. You've got lotions and bath oils and soaps.

　　otion: 润肤露 bath oil: 精油 soap: 香皂

　　开啥玩笑，这儿有润肤露，精油，香皂。

　　I mean, that's the estrogen hat trick.

　　estrogen: 雌性激素 trick: 花招

　　简直是雌激素帽子戏法(连中三元)。

　　-Sheldon: What it is is a cacophonous assault of, eucalyptus, bayberry, cinnamon and vanilla.

　　cacophonous: 粗腔横调的 assault: 攻击 eucalyptus: 桉树 bayberry: 月桂果cinnamon: 肉桂 vanilla: 香草

　　这无疑是对桉树，月桂果，肉桂，香草的侵犯啊真残忍。

　　It's as if my head were trapped, in the pajamas of a sultan.

　　as if: 好比 trap: 陷在… pajamas: 睡衣 sultan: 苏丹

　　就好比我的头卡在苏丹睡衣里似的。

　　-Raj: Sheldon, if you don't like this stuff, let's just go next door and build her a bear.

　　要是你受不了这些东西，咱就去隔壁，给她搭个玩具熊。

　　-Sheldon: I told you before, bears are terrifying.

　　terrify: 吓人的

　　我跟你说过嘛，熊很吓人的。

　　-Wolowitz: Come on, bath stuff. It's perfect!

　　perfect: 完美的

　　得了吧，沐浴用品，够完美了。

　　You got a scented, candle, a cleansing buff,

　　scented: 加过香料的 candle: 蜡烛 cleansing: 清洁用的 buff: 手巾

　　薰香蜡烛，沐浴手巾。

　　spearmint and green tea scented, bath oil, promotes relaxation.

　　spearmint: 荷兰薄荷 promote: 促进 relaxation: 放松

　　荷兰薄荷加绿茶味精油，有助放松。

　　-Sheldon: That presupposes Penny is tense.

　　presupposes: 以…为先决条件 tense: 紧张的

　　这在Penny压力很大的前提下才有用。

　　-Penny: She knows you. She's tense, We all are. Buy a basket!

　　basket: 篮

　　她了解你，她会压力很大的，咱不都是嘛，快买礼品篮吧!

　　-Wolowitz: Excuse me, we're ready.

　　你好，我们选好了。

　　-Sheldon: No, we're not.

　　没选好。

　　Let's say for a moment that I, accept the bath item gift hypothesis,

　　moment: 时刻 item: 项目 hypothesis: 假设

　　这么说吧，假如我暂且同意，购买沐浴用品，

　　I now lay the following conundrum, at your feet: Which size?

　　conundrum: 难题

　　接下来又有这样一个难题：买哪个大小的?

　　-Wolowize: This one. Let's go.

　　这个，付钱去吧。

　　-Sheldon: You put no thought into that.

　　thought: 想法

　　你都不好好想想。

　　-Wolowitz: I'm sorry. Uh... this one. Let's go!

　　不好意思，就这个! 快付钱去吧。

　　-Sheldon: I have insufficient data to proceed.

　　insufficient: 不充分的 data: 数据 proceed: 着手

　　处理这一问题的数据尚不充分。

　　Excuse me, miss?

　　请问一下，小姐?

　　-Shop assistant: Yes?

　　嗯?

　　-Sheldon: If I were to give you this gift basket, based on that action alone and no other data,

　　base on: 基于

　　如果我将这个礼篮送给你，仅根据这一举动，不考虑其他任何因素，

　　infer and describe the hypothetical, relationship that exists between us.

　　infer: 推断 describe: 描述 relationship: 关系 exist: 存在

　　请你推断并描述我俩之间可能的关系。

　　-Shop assistant: Excuse me?

　　什么意思?

　　-Sheldon: Here.

　　给你。

　　Now, are we friends? Colleagues? Lovers?

　　colleague: 同事

　　你说，我俩是朋友呢? 同事呢? 还是恋人?

　　Are you my grandmother?

　　grandmother: 祖母

　　或者，你是我奶奶?

　　-Shop assistant: I don't understand what you're talking about, and you're making me a little uncomfortable.

　　uncomfortable: 不舒服的

　　你说的我啥都听不懂，你再说我要生气了啊。

　　-Wolowitz: See? Sounds just like you, and Penny. We'll take it.

　　看到没? 简直是你和Penny的翻版嘛，我们就买这个。

　　-David: Hey, Leonard. Come, join us.

　　嘿，Leonard，快过来，一起吧。

　　-Leonard: Oh, hey, Dave. And Penny, what a surprise.

　　嘿，Dave，哇，Penny，好惊喜哦。

　　-Penny: Hey, Leonard. Dave was just, showing me around the university.

　　university: 大学

　　嘿，Leonard，Dave刚带着我在校园里兜了兜。

　　You know, this place is unbelievable!

　　unbelievable: 难以置信的

　　学校好漂亮啊!

　　-Leonard: Yeah, I know. I've been offering to, show you around for a year and a half.

　　我知道，我邀你参观，都邀了一年半了。

　　You always said you had yoga.

　　yoga: 瑜伽，源自印度的健身运动

　　你每次都说要上瑜伽课。

　　-Penny: I never said that.

　　我没说过吧。

　　-Leonard: Maybe I heard you wrong.

　　大概我听错了。

　　A lot of words sound like "yoga."

　　好多词都跟"瑜伽"发音相近。

　　-David: This is an amazing woman, Leonard.

　　amazing: 令人惊讶的

　　这个女人太不可思议了，Leonard。

　　She has a curious and agile mind, not to mention, being curious and agile in other respects.

　　curious: 好奇 agile: 机敏的 mention: 说起 respect: 方面

　　她充满求知欲，头脑机敏，更不用说其他方面也很敏捷很渴求。

　　-Penny: Oh, shut up!

　　shut up: 住口

　　快别说了!

　　-Leonard: Yes, please shut up.

　　对啊，快别说了。

　　So, um, Dave, don't you think you, and I should get back to the lab?

　　Dave，咱们是不是该回实验室了?

　　You know, that dark matter, isn't going to detect itself.

　　detect: 探测

　　暗物质自己可检测不出来啊。

　　-David: Actually, I was thinking, about taking the afternoon off

　　take off: 离开

　　我倒想今儿下午请个假，

　　so I could work on another, experiment with Penny.

　　好跟Penny做做另外一项实验。

　　-Penny: Really? We're going to do an experiment?

　　真的? 我们要做实验了?

　　-David: We're going to explore the effects of, tequila shots on a gorgeous 22-year-old woman.

　　explore: 探索 effect: 作用 tequila: 龙舌兰酒  gorgeous: 美丽的

　　我们将探索一下龙舌兰酒作用于芳龄22的美女身上有什么效果。

　　-Penny: It's not an experiment! You, saw what happened last night.

　　这哪是什么实验呀! 你昨晚也看到结果了。

　　-David: you ready to go?

　　那我们走吧?

　　-Penny: yeah.

　　好。

　　Oh, can I drive the motorcycle?

　　喔，我能骑骑你的摩托车不?

　　-David: Yeah, why not? You can't, do any worse than Leonard.

　　当然，反正不会比Leonard逊。

　　-Leonard: That's funny.

　　好好笑。

　　By the way, my leg is killing, me. Thanks for asking.

　　顺便说句，我腿疼死啦，多谢你们关心。

　　-Sheldon: Mmm, great news, Leonard.

　　大好消息啊，Leonard。

　　I've solved my Penny gift dilemma.

　　solve: 解决 dilemma: 困境

　　要不要给Penny回礼的问题我已经解决了。

　　-Leonard: Yippee.

　　yippee: 好啊

　　好开心。

　　-Sheldon: You see, the danger was that I might under or over-reciprocate,

　　reciprocate: 互换

　　你知道我回的礼可能太轻，也可能太重。

　　but I have devised a foolproof plan.

　　devise: 想出 foolproof: 不会错的

　　但我想出了完美的计划。

　　See, I will open her gift to me, first and then excuse myself,

　　到时候我先拆开她送的礼物，然后借口失陪，

　　feigning digestive distress.

　　feign: 假装 digestive: 消化的 distress: 不舒服

　　假装肠胃不适。

　　Then I'll look up the price of her gift, online, choose the basket closest to that value,

　　price: 价格 online: 在线

　　然后迅速在网上查好礼物价格，选一个价格最接近的礼篮，

　　give it to her and then I'll, return the others for a full refund.

　　return: 归还 refund: 退还

　　送给她之后再把其他礼篮都送去退掉。

　　-Leonard: Brilliant.

　　brilliant: 有才气的

　　太聪明了。