当然了，敢说不是?

　　Is it okay if I hide them in your room?

　　hide: 藏

　　我把篮子藏你房间里成不?

　　The smell makes me nauseated.

　　smell: 味道 nauseat: 使恶心

　　那股味道哟，闻了就要吐。

　　-Leonard: Do whatever you want.

　　随你怎么办吧。

　　Thank you, that's very gracious.

　　gracious: 高尚的

　　谢谢，你真是品格高尚。

　　Gentlemen.

　　先生们。

　　-Wolowitz: Why couldn't you have just done what, Leonard did and get Penny a new boyfriend?

　　你就不能学学Leonard? 给Penny找个男朋友不就行了?!

　　-Leonard: My leg is killing me. Thanks for asking.

　　腿要痛死了，谢谢大家关心。

　　Okay, I have just one question for you.

　　好，我就问你一个问题。

　　While I am perfectly happy with, the way things are between us,

　　我对咱俩的关系状况非常满意，

　　you said that you didn't want to go out with me because I was too smart for you!

　　smart: 聪明的

　　你那时说不愿意跟我约会是因为我太聪明了!

　　Well, news flash, lady: David Underhill, is ten times smarter than me!

　　告诉你吧，姑娘: Dave Underhill比我聪明十倍!

　　You'd have to drive a railroad spike into, his brain for me to beat him at checkers!

　　railroad: 铁路 spike: 长钉 brain: 大脑 checker: 跳棋

　　跟他下跳棋，得往他脑子里戳根大铁钉我才能赢他！

　　Next to him, I'm like one of those sign-language, gorillas who knows how to ask for grapes!

　　sign-language: 手语 gorilla: 大猩猩 grape: 葡萄

　　跟他比起来，我就像是只会做做手势的大猩猩，只知道怎么讨葡萄吃!

　　So, my question is...

　　所以，我要问的就是...

　　What's up with that?

　　到底咋回事儿啊?

　　-Penny: Why are you yelling at me?

　　你吼我干什么嘛

　　-Leonard: Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Never mind, we're cool.

　　不好意思，对不起对不起，别往心里去，我没怪你。

　　-Penny: Dave is not smarter, than you. He's an idiot.

　　idiot: 傻子

　　Dave才没有比你聪明呢，他是个傻冒儿。

　　-Leonard: Really? Why would you say that?

　　真的? 为啥这么说呢?

　　-Penny: Because a smart guy takes the nude, photos of his wife off his cell phone

　　guy: 家伙 nude: 裸体的

　　真正的聪明人用手机给女朋友拍裸照之前，

　　before he tries to take nude photos of his girlfriend.

　　都会先把老婆的裸照给删了!

　　-Leonard: He tried to take nude photos of you?

　　他要给你拍裸照?

　　-Penny: That's what you took from that?

　　你咋想到那儿去了?

　　The guy is married!

　　那家伙都有老婆了!

　　-Leonard: Oh, yeah. I'm so--, Oh, that's terrible.

　　terrible: 已婚的

　　是哇... 真是... 太糟了。

　　-Penny: And you, if you are so okay with, the way things are between us,

　　那你呢，既然你对咱俩的关系很满意。

　　why are you so jealous?

　　jealous: 嫉妒的

　　你吃个什么醋啊?

　　-Leonard: Well, uh... The important thing is he's, married and that's terrible!

　　关键是他已经结婚了! 太不厚道了呀!

　　-Penny: Nice save, genius.

　　genius: 天才

　　算你嘴巴灵。

　　Eggnog?

　　eggnog: 蛋奶酒

　　要蛋奶酒不?

　　-Leonard: Lactose.

　　lactose: 乳糖[Leonard有不耐乳糖症]

　　我不耐乳糖。

　　-Penny: It's just rum. It stopped being, eggnog like half an hour ago.

　　rum: 朗姆酒

　　只有朗姆酒啦，1小时前就不是蛋奶酒了。

　　-Leonard: Smooth.

　　smooth: 平滑的【醇香的】

　　好醇~~

　　-Penny: Smoother than you.

　　是啊，比你好咧。

　　-Leonard: Come on, it's Christmas, just give me this one.

　　都圣诞节了，你就迁就我一回呗。

　　-Penny: Okay, Merry Christmas.

　　好吧，圣诞快乐。

　　-Leonard: By the way, my leg is killing, me. Thanks for asking.

　　顺便说哇，我腿快疼死了，多谢关心。

　　-Penny: Merry Christmas.,

　　圣诞快乐。

　　-Leonard: Merry Christmas.

　　圣诞快乐。

　　-Penny: How's your leg?

　　你腿咋样了?

　　-Leonard: Very good, thanks for asking. Come on in.

　　好多了，谢谢关心，进来吧。

　　-Sheldon: Ah, good, Penny, you're, here to exchange gifts.

　　exchange: 交换

　　喔，太好了，Penny，你终于来交换礼物了。

　　You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared, for whatever you have to offer.

　　你一定很高兴，因为我的回礼准备很周到哦。

　　-Penny: Okay, here.

　　行~ 给你。

　　-Sheldon: I should note I'm having, some digestive distress,

　　先说一句，我的肠胃不太舒服，

　　so, if I excuse myself, abruptly, don't be alarmed.

　　abruptly: 突然地 alarm: 惊慌

　　所以，要是我突然离开一阵，你可别慌。

　　Oh, a napkin.

　　napkin: 餐巾

　　哦，小餐巾呐。

　　-Penny: Turn it over.

　　turn over: 翻过来

　　翻过来瞧瞧。

　　-Sheldon: "To Sheldon, live long and prosper. Leonard Nimoy."

　　prosper: 繁荣 Leonard Nimoy: Star Trek里Spock的扮演者，也是Sheldon的最爱

　　“献给Sheldon：愿你多寿多福。Leonard Nimoy敬上”

　　-Penny: Yeah, he came into the restaurant.

　　restaurant: 餐馆

　　他前几天来咱餐馆了。

　　Sorry the napkin is dirty. He wiped his mouth with it.

　　dirty: 脏的 wipe: 擦 mouth: 嘴

　　不好意思餐巾有点脏，他用这擦过嘴。

　　-Sheldon: I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!

　　possess: 持有

　　我拥有Leonard Nimoy的DNA了?!

　　-Penny: Yeah, yeah. I guess, But look, he signed it.

　　sign: 签名

　　对，是吧，你看啊，他签了名呢。

　　-Sheldon: Do you realize what this means?!

　　realize: 意识到

　　你知道这对我意味着什么吗?!

　　All I need is a healthy ovum and, I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

　　healthy: 健康的 ovum: 卵子

　　只需要一个健康的卵细胞，就可以培育属于我的Leonard Nimoy了!

　　-Penny: Okay, all I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon.

　　我能给你的，只有这块餐巾，Sheldonn。

　　-Sheldon: Be right back.

　　等我一下下。

　　-Penny: Here. Open it.

　　给你，打开瞧瞧。

　　-Leonard: Oh, a gift cerficate, for motorcycle lessons.

　　cerficate: 证

　　摩托车训练课礼品卡。

　　Very thoughtful.

　　thoughtful: 体贴的

　　想的真周到。

　　-Penny: Yeah, and I checked. Not, letting the bike fall on you

　　check: 检查 fall: 倒

　　我查过了哦，站立时，别让车子压到身上，

　　while standing still is lesson one.

　　这是第一课呢。

　　-Leonard: Oh, then, I think you'll, appreciate what I got you.

　　appreciate: 欣赏

　　啊，那我想，你会喜欢我的礼物的。

　　-Penny: 101 Totally Cool Science, Experiments for Kids.

　　totally: 完全地

　　献给孩子的101个超酷科学实验。

　　-Leonard: You know, 'cause you're so into science.

　　你知道的嘛，你多热爱科学哇。

　　-Penny: Sheldon! What did you do?!

　　Sheldon 你这是干嘛?!

　　-Sheldon: I know!

　　我知道啊!

　　It's not enough, is it?

　　这点东西咋够呢？

　　Here.

　　这样好了。

　　-Penny: Leonard, look! Sheldon's hugging me.

　　hug: 拥抱

　　Leonard，看啊！Sheldon拥抱我了诶。

　　-Leonard: It's a Saturnalia miracle.

　　miracle: 奇迹

　　真是农神节的奇迹呀。