Leonard，看来需要的。

　　This is trash talk, and trash talk is a traditional component in all sporting events.

　　trash: <美口>轻视，诽谤 traditional: 传统的 component: 组成部分

　　这是上场前嘴上较劲，是所有竞技的传统部分。

　　Kripke, your robot is inferior, and it will be defeated by ours

　　inferior: 低劣的

　　Kripke你的机器人很差劲，会败在我们的脚下

　　because ours exceeds yours in both design and execution.

　　exceed: 胜过 execution: 制作

　　因为我们在设计与做工上都超越你。

　　Also, I'm given to understand that your mother is overweight.

　　overweight: 超重的

　　还有，我听说你老妈是肥婆。

　　-Raj: Oh, snap.

　　snap: 恶声恶气的话

　　哇，够狠呀。

　　-Sheldon: Now, of course, if that is the result of a glandular condition and not sloth and gluttony,

　　glandular: 腺的 condition: 状况 sloth: 懒惰 gluttony: 暴饮暴食

　　当然，如果是腺分泌的关系而没有懒散和贪食，

　　I withdraw that comment.

　　withdraw: 收回 comment: 批评

　　我收回我的批判。

　　-Raj: What difference does, it make? Fat is fat.

　　哪有什么区别?胖还是胖呀。

　　-Sheldon: There are boundaries.

　　boundary: 分界线

　　有分界线的。

　　-Kripke: Tell you what, forget the S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.

　　听好了，忘了S.C.R.F.L.R.R.I.

　　Wet's settle this woboto a woboto.

　　woboto=roboto: 机器人

　　偶棉来个机器银一对一吧。

　　-Leonard: What do you mean?

　　什么意思?

　　-Kripke: There's no guarantee we're gonna go, against each other in the Wound Wobin,

　　循环晒上我们不一定碰得上，

　　so let's throw down.

　　咱现在就对决吧。

　　You know, unless you're afwaid.

　　要是怕怕就算鸟。

　　-Sheldon: We accept your challenge. Name a time and place.

　　我们接受你的挑战，定个时间和地点吧。

　　-Kripke: Tomorrow, 3:00, the kinetics wab.

　　明天3:00，动力学实验室。

　　-Sheldon: Make it so.

　　就这么说定了。

　　-Leonard: No, don't make it so. Barry, we can't fight you tomorrow.

　　不，别定下来。Barry，我们明天不能和你战斗。

　　Our engineer is incapacitated.

　　incapacitated: 不能行动的

　　我们的工程师崩溃了。

　　-Kripke: What's wrong with him?

　　他怎么了?

　　-Raj: He's depressed because he's pathetic and creepy and can't get girls.

　　depressed: 沮丧的

　　他可悲又古怪，找不到女人，所以他抑郁了。

　　-Kripke: We're all pathetic and cweepy and can't get girls.

　　我们都可悲又古怪，找不到女人。

　　That's why we fight wobots.

　　所以我们才玩机器银格斗。

　　If you're not there, you'll, be exposed to widicule.

　　如果不出现，就等着当笑柄吧。

　　-Raj: I'm curious, what part of America is that accent from?

　　accent: 口音

　　我很好奇，他这说的是啥方言啊?

　　[Scene: Outside Penny’s apartment]

　　-Penny: Hey.

　　嘿。

　　-Leonard: Hey, you got a minute?

　　嘿，有时间吗?

　　-Penny: Yeah, come on in. What's up?

　　有，进来吧，啥事呢?

　　-Leonard: I need you to apologize to how...,

　　apologize: 道歉

　　我需要你去给Howard道...

　　-Penny: Get out.

　　滚出去。

　　-Leonard: Come on. Wolowitz won't come out of his house and we need him for a robot battle.

　　battle: 战斗

　　行行好吧，Wolowitz不肯出来，我们的机器人大战需要他呀。

　　-Penny: Well, then have the robot go and get him.

　　那让机器人找他去。

　　-Leonard: The robot didn't hurt his feelings.

　　机器人又没伤他自尊。

　　-Penny: His feelings needed to be hurt.

　　他就是欠骂。

　　-Leonard: He's been in bed for two days.

　　他躺在床上两天了。

　　-Penny: Yeah, probably with a blow-up doll.

　　blow-up doll: 充气娃娃 blow-up: 鼓起

　　那也好，可能是和充气娃娃玩呢。

　　-Leonard: He's not with a...

　　他没有和...

　　Does it really matter who or what he's with?

　　他和谁在一起玩真的重要吗?

　　The guy is devastated.

　　devastated: 摧毁的

　　那家伙崩溃了。

　　-Penny: Oh, please, how could I possibly devastate Howard?

　　请问，我怎么可能把Howard弄崩溃?

　　-Leonard: Okay, don't take this as a criticism,

　　criticism: 批评

　　好吧，我不是批评你，

　　but you do kind of have that, overexposed-to-gamma-rays thing going on.

　　overexposed: 过于暴露的 gamma: 伽玛(磁场强度单位) ray: 射线

　　但你有时会发生暴露在致命的伽马射线之下那种状况。

　　-Penny: What does that mean?

　　那啥意思?

　　-Leonard: You know, like, most of the time, you're the easygoing Bruce Banner,

　　easygoing: 随和的 Bruce Banner: 绿巨人，出现在惊奇漫画出版物中的反英雄虚构人物

　　比如，大多数时候你是和气的Bruce Banner，

　　but then, when you get angry, you kind of turn into, like, you know...

　　但当你生气时，就好像变成了...

　　-Penny: I turn into a bear?

　　成熊了?

　　-Leonard: Seriously? Gamma rays? Bruce Banner?

　　不是吧? 伽马射线? Bruce Banner?

　　You didn't get The Incredible Hulk from that?

　　The Incredible Hulk: 无敌浩克，即绿巨人【08版电影名】

　　这都联想不到绿巨人?

　　Never mind. Just, please go talk to him.

　　没关系，只是请你去和他谈谈。

　　-Penny: And say what? That I didn't mean it, because I meant it.

　　说啥呀? 说我并不是那个意思，可我就是那个意思呀。

　　-Leonard: Well, maybe you can go at it, from a different angle, like, um,

　　angle: 角度

　　也许你可以从另外一个角度来谈，比如，嗯，

　　you see a glimmer of goodness in him and you only said what you said

　　glimmer: 闪光 goodness: 善良

　　你在他身上看到善良的闪光点，你那天那么说只是

　　because you want to nurture it and make it shine.

　　nurture: 鼓励

　　因为你想鼓舞它，让它放大闪光。

　　Okay, let's try it this way.

　　好吧，试试这个方法呢。

　　Remember the day that we first met

　　还记得我们邂逅那天

　　and you asked me to go to your boyfriend's apartment to get your TV back

　　apartment: 公寓，房间

　　你让我去你男朋友家里替你把电视要回来

　　and he was nine feet tall and he took my pants off and you said...

　　feet: 英尺

　　他有九英尺高，把我裤子都扒了，然后你说...

　　What was that? What did you say?

　　什么来着? 你说什么来着?

　　Oh, yes. You said you owed me one.

　　噢，对了，你说你欠我个人情。

　　-Penny: Okay, come on, that's not fair.

　　嗷，得了吧，这不公平。

　　-Leonard: I came home with no pants.

　　我没穿裤子就回家了。

　　-Penny: Fine, I'll go over there tomorrow.

　　得，我明天去一趟。

　　-Leonard: Thank you.

　　多谢。

　　I should probably give you, a heads up about his mother.

　　我该提醒你，要当心他妈妈。

　　-Penny: What about her?

　　她怎么了?

　　-Leonard: She's a delightful woman. You'll love her.

　　delightful: 讨人喜欢的

　　她是个讨喜的人。你会爱上她的。

　　[Scene: Howard’s bedroom]

　　-Mrs. Wolowitz: Howard, there's a blonde girl, Patsy, here to see you!

　　blonde: 白肤金发碧眼女人

　　Howard，有个叫Patsy的金发女郎来找你!

　　-Wolowitz: Who?

　　谁?

　　-Mrs. Wolowitz: Okay, now she's saying it's Penny.

　　噢，这回她又说自己叫Penny。

　　-Wolowitz: I don't want to talk to her.

　　我不想同她说话。

　　-Penny: Hey.

　　嘿。

　　-Wolowitz: Ma!

　　妈!

　　-Mrs. Wolowitz: She ran past me.

　　她径自跑了过去。

　　Was I supposed to tackle her?

　　tackle: 抱住并摔倒

　　我应该把她扑倒?

　　-Penny: So, I just came by to see how you were doing.

　　呃，我只是过来看看你怎么样了。

　　-Wolowitz: I'm fine.

　　我没事。

　　-Penny: Good. Your mom seems nice.

　　很好，你妈妈看上去不错。

　　-Wolowitz: People move away from her on the bus.

　　她坐公车的时候，别人都离她远远的。

　　What do you want?

　　有何贵干?

　　-Penny: Okay, look. Howard, I just want to apologize.

　　好，听着，Howard，我是来道歉的。

　　For some things that I have said.

　　为我说的一些话道歉。

　　About you.

　　关于你的话。

　　I've been informed that you have feelings.

　　inform: 告诉

　　有人告诉我说你也是有感情的。

　　And apparently, I have hurt them.

　　apparently: 显然地

　　而显而易见的是，我伤害了它们。

　　So, I'm sorry.

　　所以，我很抱歉。

　　Howard.

　　Howard。

　　-Wolowitz: Fine. You're sorry. Good-bye.

　　好，你很抱歉，再见了。

　　-Penny: So... you're okay?

　　那么... 你还好吧?

　　-Wolowitz: Hey, I'm a big boy.

　　嘿，我是个大男孩。

　　I'm not traumatized by some random comment from some random woman.

　　traumatized: 心理受到创伤的 random: 随便的

　　我不会因为某个女人的随意评论而受创伤的。

　　I mean, get over yourself.

　　我是说，你别臭美了。

　　-Penny: Okay. Well, bye.

　　好，那么，再见了。

　　[Howard cried loudly]

　　-Penny: So close.

　　就差一点儿。

　　[Scene: Sheldon and Leonard’s apartment, Sheldon, Leonard and Raj are there]

　　-Leonard: Oh, my God. That's Kripke's robot?

　　噢，我的天呐，那是Kripke的机器人?

　　-Kripke: As you can see, the Kwippler is weducing the Chevy Cavawier to wubble.

　　Kwippler=Krippler weduce=reduce: 把…弄碎 Chevy Cavalier: 雪弗兰骑士（车型） rubble: 使化为瓦砾

　　如你所见，Kwippler正把这辆雪佛兰跑车史得粉碎。

　　-Raj: I can't watch anymore.

　　我不能再看下去了。

　　-Leonard: Sheldon, we have to call it off.

　　Sheldon，我们得叫停它。

　　-Sheldon: We don't have that option.

　　没有这个选项。

　　We've accepted the challenge.

　　challenge: 挑战

　　我们接受了挑战。

　　We can't run away from a fight.

　　我们不能临阵退缩。

　　-Leonard: Oh, please, we've spent our whole lives running away from fights.

　　噢，得了吧，我们不是一直都在临阵退缩么。

　　Personally, I can squeeze through a hole in a fence half my size.

　　personally: 就个人而言 squeeze: 硬挤 hole: 洞 fence: 篱笆

　　个人而言，我都能从比我小一半的篱笆墙当中找个洞钻过去。

　　-Sheldon: Impressive as that may be, Monte is not us.

　　impressive: 给人以深刻印象的

　　你说的可能没错，但Monte可不是我们。

　　Monte has no fear.

　　Monte无所畏惧。

　　-Raj: Sheldon, did we all not just watch the same video?

　　Sheldon，难道我们看的不是同一个录像?

　　Kripke's robot just had angry sex with a mid-sized automobile.

　　automobile: 汽车

　　Kripke的机器人刚刚虐完一辆中型汽车。

　　-Sheldon: You are overlooking the fact that we now know what we're up against

　　overlook: 忽视

　　但你忽视了一个事实，我们已经对敌人了如指掌，

　　and we can modify Monte so that he's prepared.

　　modify: 改装

　　所以我们可以改装Monte，让他做好迎战的准备。

　　-Leonard: You want to prepare him?

　　你想让他做好准备?

　　Install a bladder and a pair of shorts so he can wet himself.

　　install: 安装 bladder: 膀胱

　　给他装个膀胱再穿条短裤，他就可以吓得尿裤子了。

　　-Raj: Excuse me, but how are we going to make any modifications without Wolowitz?

　　modification: 改装

　　抱歉，不过没有Wolowitz我们怎么进行改装?

　　Have you heard from Penny yet?

　　Penny那有信了没?

　　-Leonard: Not yet.

　　还没。

　　-Sheldon: Have faith, gentlemen. We don't need Wolowitz.

　　faith: 信心

　　打起自信来，先生们，我们不需要Wolowitz帮忙。

　　Engineering is merely the slow, younger brother of physics.

　　merely: 仅仅 physics: 物理学

　　工程学只是物理学发育迟缓的小弟罢了。

　　Watch and learn.

　　瞧好了，学着点。

　　Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?

　　toolbox: 工具箱

　　你们俩有谁知道怎么开工具箱么?

　　[Scene: Howard’s bedroom]

　　-Wolowitz: And then, when I was 14, I met Marcy Grossman.

　　之后，在我十四岁的时候，我遇见了Marcy Grossman。

　　She was so beautiful.

　　她是拉摸美丽。

　　She just got her braces off but, they left a little of the overbite.

　　braces: 牙套 overbite: 覆咬合【龅牙】

　　她刚摘掉牙套，但还是有点龅牙。

　　It was so hot.

　　真是火辣。

　　Like a sexy little chipmunk.

　　chipmunk: 花栗鼠

　　就像只性感的小花栗鼠。

　　I didn't have the courage to ask her out,

　　courage: 勇气

　　我没有勇气约她出来，

　　but I dedicated a song to her at the ninth grade talent show.

　　talent: 才能

　　但我在初三的才艺表演上给她献了一首歌。

　　-Penny: Aw, that sounds sweet.

　　喔，真贴心。

　　-Wolowitz: ” Marcy Grossman is sunshine “

　　Marcy Grossman就是阴天的

　　“On a cloudy day”

　　一缕阳光

　　“When it's cold outside”

　　在天寒地冻时

　　“Marcy Grossman is the month of May”

　　Marcy Grossman就是那热情的五月

　　-Penny: Oh, it's cute.

　　噢，真是可爱。

　　-Wolowitz: “I guess you'd say”

　　我猜你会说

　　“What can make me feel this way?”

　　什么才能让我有这种感觉

　　“Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman”

　　Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman, Marcy Grossman

　　“Talking about Marcy “

　　谈论着Marcy

　　-Penny: That's great.

　　真棒。

　　-Wolowitz: “Grossman”

　　Grossman

　　-Penny: Oh, it's fun.

　　噢，真有意思。

　　-Wolowitz: And then she came up with that sexy little chipmunk mouth

　　然后她撅着那张性感的花栗鼠小嘴

　　and spit in my hair.

　　spit: 吐口水

　　朝我头发上淬了口唾沫。