Popular: 流行的 cocoa: 可可

　　最受欢迎的有茶咖啡可可

　　I see. No,no,no,wait. Don't hang up yet.

　　hang up: 挂断

　　了解了解别先别挂

　　What about a recreational activity?

　　recreational activity: 消遣活动 recreational: 娱乐的

　　那娱乐娱乐怎么样呢?

　　I bet we share some common interests.

　　common: 共同的

　　我们肯定有共同爱好

　　Tell me an interest of yours.

　　说说你有啥兴趣爱好

　　Really? On actual horses?

　　actual: 实际的

　　真的呀? 骑真马?

　　Tell me another interest of yours.

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　I'm sorry. I have no desire to get in, the water till I absolutely have to.

　　absolutely: 绝对的 desire to: 希望

　　抱歉不到逼不得已我才不下水游泳

　　Tell me another interest of yours.

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　-Leonard: Uh-oh,he's stuck in an infinite loop.；

　　be stuck in: 陷于 infinite loop: 无限循环 infinite: 无限的 loop: 环，圈

　　哦这问题要无限循环下去了

　　I can fix it.

　　fix it: 解决，口语

　　我来搞定

　　-Sheldon: Interesting,but isn't ventriloquism, by definition a solo activity?

　　ventriloquism: 口技 definition: 定义 solo: 单独的 activity: 活动

　　有意思但口技不是个人娱乐项目吗?

　　Yeah. Tell me another interest of yours.

　　再说个兴趣爱好

　　Is there any chance you like monkeys?

　　monkey: 猴子

　　你喜不喜欢猴子呀?

　　What is wrong with you?, Everybody likes monkeys.

　　你咋回事嘛? 人人都喜欢猴子

　　Hang on,Kripke.

　　别挂 Kripke

　　A loop counter and an escape to, the least objectionable activity.

　　loop: 圈，环    counter: 反对 escape: 逃跑 objectionable: 讨厌的

　　没办法时选择不太讨厌的项目

　　Howard,that's brilliant.

　　brilliant: 有才气的

　　Howard 聪明啊

　　I'm surprised you saw that.

　　你居然想到了

　　-Howard: Gee,why can't Sheldon make friends?

　　天呀 Sheldon咋交不到朋友呢?

　　-Sheldon: All right,Kripke, that last interest, strikes me as the least objectionable,

　　strike me: 想到【口语中很常用】 objectionable: 讨厌的

　　好了 Kripke 你刚说那兴趣爱好是我不太讨厌的

　　and I would like to propose, that we do that together.

　　propose:建议

　　我提议咱一起去玩

　　Tomorrow.

　　明天

　　Yes,I'll pay. All right,good-bye.

　　是的我付钱好的拜拜

　　All right. Time to learn rock climbing.

　　rock climbing: 攀岩rock: 岩石

　　好啦该学学攀岩了

　　[ scene : Sheldon and Kripke is climbing…]

　　-Sheldon: You know,I am a fan of ventriloquism.

　　fan: 粉丝 ventriloquism: 口技

　　要知道我超喜欢口技哟

　　Maybe you,me and your dummy, could go get a hot beverage.

　　dummy: 假人 beverage: 饮品

　　要不你我还有你的小假人去喝个热饮

　　He could talk while you drink.

　　你喝时他表演

　　-Kripke: Nope. I wanna climb some rocks.

　　wanna: want to rock:岩石

　　不鸟我想攀岩

　　-Sheldon: This appears significantly more, monolithic than it did on my laptop.

　　appear: 似乎 significantly: 显著地 monolithic: 庞大的 laptop: 笔记本

　　这家伙比在电脑上看起来大啊

　　One expects to see hominids, learning to use bones as weapons.

　　expects to: 期待 hominid: 人种 bone: 骨头 weapon: 武器

　　想看原始人怎么用骨头当武器呢

　　-Kripke: You afraid of heights, Cooper?

　　height: 高度

　　你恐高啊 Cooper?

　　-Sheldon: Hardly. A fear of heights is illogical.

　　fear: 害怕 height: 高度 illogical: 不合理的

　　哪能啊恐高完全不合理

　　A fear of falling, on the other, hand, is prudent and evolutionary.

　　prudent: 精明的 evolutionary: 发展的

　　然而害怕掉下来才是有发展眼光的说法

　　What would you say is the minimum altitude I, need to achieve to cement our newfound friendship?

　　minimum: 最小的 altitude: 高度  achieve: 达到 cement: 巩固 newfound: 新的得到的

　　你说要巩固我们的友情我最少要爬多高呀?

　　-Kripke: Come on,they have birthday parties, here. Little kids climb this.

　　kid: 小孩

　　好啦这开生日会呢小盆友都爬

　　-Sheldon: Little kid hominids perhaps.

　　hominid: 人种 perhaps: 或者

　　小原始人吧

　　So is this your entire job?, Your parents must be so proud.

　　entire: 整个 paren: 父母

　　你工作就干这点事啊? 父母一定很骄傲哈

　　-Kripke: Let's go,Cooper.,

　　来啊 Cooper

　　-Sheldon:  I'm coming,Kripke.

　　来了 Kripke

　　Okay,the harness seems to be secure.

　　harness: 降落伞背带【这里指的攀岩的安全背带】 secure: 安全的

　　好的绳子貌似很结实

　　A small amount of incontinence just now,, but the Web site said that's to be expected.

　　incontinence: 无节制 site: 网址   expect: 期望

　　刚才有点不能自制但网上说那是正常情况

　　this isn't so bad. It's, like vertical swimming.

　　vertical: 垂直的

　　也不咋难嘛像是垂直游泳

　　-Kripke: Hey,look at you,Cooper. You're, almost halfway to the top.

　　halfway: 半途中

　　嘿瞧瞧 Cooper 都爬到一半了

　　-Sheldon: I am?

　　是吗?

　　I was wrong. It is a fear of heights.

　　fear: 害怕 height: 高度

　　我错了我恐高

　　-Kripke: You all right there,Cooper?

　　你还好吗 Cooper?

　　-Sheldon: Not really.

　　不太好

　　I feel somewhat like an inverse tangent, function that's approached an asymptote.

　　inverse: 相反的 tangent: 切线 function: 功能 approach: 接近 asymptote: 渐近线

　　感觉像是反正切曲线接近渐近线了

　　-Kripke: Are you saying you're stuck?

　　be stuck:被困住

　　你是说你卡住了?

　　-Sheldon: What part of inverse tangent function, approaching an asymptote did you not understand?

　　反正切曲线接近渐近线哪个字你不明白啊?

　　-Kripke: I understood all of it. I'm, not a moron. Just keep going.

　　moron: 笨人

　　我都明白我又不是白痴接着爬啦

　　-Sheldon: Yeah,I don't think I can.

　　我想我做不到

　　-Kripke: Well,then climb back down.

　　那就爬下去

　　-Sheldon: No,that doesn't seem any more likely.

　　不行更没可能了

　　-Kripke: What's your plan,Cooper?

　　你打算咋办 Cooper?

　　-Sheldon: Well,it's not exactly a plan,, but I think I'm going to pass out.

　　exactly: 确切的 pass out: 失去知觉

　　不能算是啥打算我想我要晕菜了

　　[ scene: the four guys and Penny is eating …]

　　-Leonard: I'm sorry,can we please, just do it one more time?

　　抱歉咱再做一次行吗?

　　-Howard: Okay. One,two, one,two,three,and...

　　好的一二一二三

　　-Leonard: It's a little thing, but, you really do miss it.

　　miss: 想念

　　小事一件但真是怀念啊

　　-Sheldon: Hello,everyone.

　　大家好

　　I brought my new friend, Barry Kripke home for dinner.

　　我带新朋友Barry Kripke回家吃饭了

　　-Kripke: Hello to you,too.

　　你们也好啊

　　-Leonard: How was rock climbing?

　　rock climbing: 攀岩 rock: 岩石

　　攀岩怎样?

　　-Kripke: He passed out.

　　passed out: 昏迷，失去知觉

　　他晕过去了

　　Just hung there like a big salami.

　　hung : 悬挂 salami: 意大利蒜味腊肠

　　跟个意大利腊肠一样吊在那

　　-Sheldon: Tha-tha-that's, where I sit.

　　那那那是我的座

　　-Kripke: Ooh,you have a special spot?, What kind of wacko are you?

　　spot: 地点 wacko: 怪人

　　你还有固定座位呢? 咋这么怪捏

　　-Howard: How much time you got?

　　看你有多少时间

　　-Leonard: You want some Chinese food?

　　来点中餐?

　　-Kripke: Terrific. Got any dental floss?

　　dental floss: 牙线 dental: 牙齿的 floss: 牙线

　　太好了有牙线没?

　　-Leonard: In the bathroom.

　　bathroom: 洗手间

　　在洗手间

　　-Kripke: Be right back.

　　马上回来

　　I got to floss the Indian food out, of my teeth if I'm gonna eat Chinese.

　　floss: 牙线 Indian: 印度 teeth: 牙齿 gonna: going to

　　吃中餐前要先把牙里的印度菜弄出来

　　-Penny: Sheldon,are you okay?

　　Sheldon 还好吗?

　　-Sheldon: Oh,yes,I pass out all the, time, but it was worth it.

　　pass out:失去知觉 worth: 值得

　　哦好呀全晕过去了但值了

　　I've made substantial progress in bonding with, Kripke, which brings me to an awkward moment.

　　substantial: 实质的 progress: 进步 bond with: 联系 awkward: 尴尬的

　　我和Kripke的友情有了质的进展但这也产生了一个尴尬的问题

　　-Leonard: What's that?

　　咋了?

　　-Sheldon: Maintaing five friendships promises, to be a Herculean task,so...

　　Maintaing: 维持 promise: 承诺 Herculean task: 艰巨的任务 Herculean: 困难的

　　维持五个朋友的友情太困难了所以...

　　I'm going to have to let one of you go.

　　我要开除你们其中一个

　　-Howard: Me,me,let it be me.

　　我我选我吧

　　-Sheldon: Leonard,you are my roommate,, my source of transportation,

　　roommate: 室友 source: 来源 transportation: 运输

　　Leonard 你是我的室友我的出行工具

　　and you help me fold my sheets, when they come out of the dryer.

　　fold: 折叠 sheet: 被单 come out of: 从…出来   dryer: 烘干机

　　床单烘干后你会为我叠好

　　You are safe.

　　你安全了

　　-Leonard: Can I whistle?,.

　　whistle: 口哨

　　能吹口哨不?

　　-Sheldon:  Don't be silly

　　silly: 愚蠢的

　　别犯傻

　　-Sheldon: Howard,you do not have a PhD; your, cologne is an assault on the senses;

　　PhD: 博士 cologne: 古龙 assault: 攻击 sense: 感觉

　　Howard 你没有博士学位你的古龙水刺激感官

　　and you're not available for video, games during the Jewish high holidays.

　　available: 可利用的 video: 视频   Jewish: 犹太人

　　犹太重大节日期间你不能参与电子游戏

　　-Howard: Guilty as charged. I'm out.

　　Guilty: 有罪的 charge: 控告的

　　我有罪啊我淘汰了

　　-Sheldon: No. You too are safe.

　　不你也安全

　　-Howard: Oh,come on. What do I have to do?

　　哦不是吧我该怎么做呀?

　　-Penny: Okay,you know what? I, see where this is going.

　　好了我知道怎么个意思了

　　I'm not one of you guys. I'm not, a scientist, so just tell me...

　　guy: 家伙 scientist: 科学家

　　我不属于你们中的一员我也不是科学家直接告诉我...

　　-Sheldon: Penny,Penny,Penny,everything you're saying, is true, but please allow me to continue.

　　continue: 继续

　　Penny Penny Penny 你说的都对但请听我说完

　　Raj,you're out.

　　Raj 你被淘汰了

　　That's a good question.

　　问的好

　　While you do provide a certain cultural, diversity to an otherwise homogenous group,

　　provide: 提供 a certain: 某一 cultural: 文化的 diversity: 多样性 otherwise: 另外 homogenous: 同类的

　　你的确为这个同类的小团体注入了异域的文化

　　your responses to the, questionnaire were truly disturbing.

　　response: 对…回答   questionnaire: 问卷 disturb: 烦扰的

　　但你问卷的回答太闹心了

　　How could you for a moment think that, my favorite amino acid is glutamine?

　　favorite: 喜爱的 amino acid: 氨基酸 amino : 氨基 acid: 酸 glutamine: 谷氨基酸

　　你怎么会觉得我最喜欢的氨基酸是谷氨酰胺?

　　-Leonard: He had lysine,but changed it.

　　lysine: 赖氨酸

　　他写了赖氨酸又改了

　　-Sheldon: Shoulda,woulda,coulda,Raj.

　　早干啥了 Raj

　　-Kripke: I like to floss before I eat so my, gum pockets are open for new food.

　　floss: 牙线 gum: 使…有粘性 pocket: 口袋【这里指牙缝】

　　我喜欢在吃东西前打牙线以便牙缝迎接新的食物

　　Hello!

　　你好啊!

　　How did I walk past you?

　　我以前怎会没注意到你?

　　I'm Barry.,我是Barry

　　-Penny: Penny.

　　Penny

　　-Kripke: Eh,that's not a very hot name.

　　hot: 热辣的

　　呃这名字不咋性感嘛

　　I'm going to call you Roxanne.

　　我要叫你Roxanne

　　Ooh,pot stickers.

　　pot sticker: 锅贴 pot: 壶 sticker: 贴纸

　　哦饺子

　　-Howard: Suddenly,I'm looking pretty good,huh?

　　Suddenly: 突然地 pretty: 相当

　　突然前我变得如此优质了哈?

　　-Sheldon: So,Kripke,I was wondering if there's any chance you, could get me some time on the open science grid computer?

　　wonder: 惊讶 grid: 格子

　　Kripke 我在想你能不能借我用用开放科学网格计算机呢?

　　-Kripke: No.,

　　不行不行?

　　-Sheldon: - No? But we're friends.

　　我们是朋友啊

　　-Kripke: I'm sorry. No,my friend.

　　抱歉不行我的盆友

　　-Sheldon: I'm confused.

　　confuse: 迷惑

　　搞不懂了

　　I was given to understand that you, allow your friends time on the machine.

　　machine: 机器

　　我以为你会让朋友用那机器的

　　-Kripke: No,that's wrong. There's an official, schedule. I have no control over it.

　　official: 正式的 schedule: 安排 control: 控制

　　不不是那么回事有正式安排的我做不了主

　　-Sheldon: Well,this entire endeavor seems to, have been an exercise in futility.

　　entire: 整个的 endeavor: 努力 exercise: 练习 futility: 无用

　　看来整个尝试都是徒劳了

　　Raj,you're back in.

　　Raj 你可以回来了

　　-Howard: He likes monkeys.

　　monkey: 猴子

　　他喜欢猴子

　　-Leonard: *****im credit for sticking with it.

　　credit: 信用 stick with: 坚持

　　我得表扬他的坚持精神

　　I didn't think he had it in him.

　　我看他是没那细胞

　　-Rajesh: And he almost made it, to the top this time.,

　　top: 顶部

　　这次差点就到顶了啊