万能的警察蜀黍：熊孩子打911问数学题（在线收听） |
A four-year-old has his own way of “call for help" when it comes to do the maths. 遇到数学难题时，这个四岁的熊孩子自有特殊的“求助”之道。
Told by mum to "call when you need help", a boy aged four naming Johnny called 911.
妈妈告诉他“遇到问题需要帮助的时候可以打电话”，这个名叫强尼的四岁小男孩拨打了911。
Any way, his conversation with the operator went like this:
总之，他与警察局接线员的对话是这样的。
Operator: 911 emergencies.
接线员：911专线。
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
男孩：嗯，我需要帮助。
Operator: What’s the matter?
接线员：什么事情？
Boy: With my math.
男孩：数学。
Operator: With your mouth?
接线员：抢劫？
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
男孩：不，是数学。我要做数学题。你能帮助我吗？
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
接线员：好的。你住在哪里？
Boy: No with my math.
男孩：不，是帮我做数学题。
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
接线员：是的我知道。你住在哪里？
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
男孩：不，我想要你在电话里告诉我。
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to h
elp you.
接线员：我不能在电话里跟你说，不过我可以派另外一个人来帮助你。
Boy: Okay.
男孩：好吧。
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
接线员：你想要我帮你做什么数学题？
Boy: I have take aways.
男孩：减法。
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
接线员：哦，你要做减法题。
Boy: Yeah.
男孩：是啊。
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
接线员：好吧，是什么问题呢？
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
男孩： 嗯，你要帮我做数学题。
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
接线员：好的。告诉我是什么题目。
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
男孩：好。16减去8是多少？
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is?
接线员：你来告诉我。你觉得答案是多少？
Boy: I don’t know, 1.
男孩：我也不知道。答案是1吗？
Operator: No. How old are you?
接线员：不对。你多大了？
Boy: I’m only 4.
男孩：我才4岁。
Operator: 4!
接线员：4岁！
Boy: Yeah.
男孩：对啊。
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one.
接线员：还有其他题吗？刚才那题太难了。
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
男孩：嗯……哦，还有一题。5减去5。
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
接线员：5减去5，你觉得答案是多少呢？
Boy: 5.
男孩： 答案是5吗？
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
妈妈：强尼，你到底在干什么？！
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
男孩：警察叔叔在帮我做数学题。
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
妈妈：我怎么告诉你的？别瞎打电话！
Operator: It’s the mother…
接线员：是你妈妈……
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
男孩： 你不是说，我遇到问题可以打电话吗？
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.
妈妈：不可以打电话报警！ |
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