伍迪单口相声精选第11期:口头避孕Oral Contraception（打印版）

　　I must pause for one fast second and say a fast word about oral contraception.

　　我必须打断一下，很快地说一句关于口头避孕的事。

　　I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago.

　　两星期前，我碰到一个例子绝好地说明什么叫“口头避孕”。

　　I asked a girl to go to bed with me, and she said, "No".

　　我想让一个女孩和我上床，她说：“不。”