伍迪单口相声精选 第16期:宠物Pets（在线收听） |
When I was little boy, I wanted a dog desperately, and we had no money. I was a tiny kid, and my parents couldn't get me a dog, 'cause we just didn't have the money, so they got me, instead of a dog - they told me it was a dog - they got me an ant. 在我还是小孩子的时候，我非常希望得到一条狗，但是我们家没有钱。我是个小小孩，我父母无法买狗给我，因为我们就是没有钱，于是他们没有买狗给我，而是给了我一只蚂蚁——他们告诉我那就是狗。
And I didn't know any better, y'know, I thought it was a dog, I was a dumb kid.
我一点也不知道，我以为它就是一只狗，我是个笨孩子。
Called it 'Spot'. I trained it, y'know.
我叫它“点点”，我还训练它。
Coming home late one night, Sheldon Finklestein tried to bully me.
有天晚上我回家晚了，谢尔顿·芬克尔斯汀想欺负我。
Spot was with me. And I said "Kill!", and Sheldon stepped on my dog.
“点点”就在我身边。我说：“杀！”谢尔顿一脚踏在了我的狗身上。 |
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