在打烊前 再来一首

　　I sing Spice Girls'

　　就来首辣妹合唱团的

　　Aww, tell me what you want,

　　告诉我你想要什么

　　what you really really want.

　　你内心深处最强烈的欲望

　　That boy's more stiff

　　他歌喉僵硬的程度

　　than Michele Bachmann's husband at a Chippendales

　　比米歇尔·巴赫曼的老公看男妓时还"硬"呢

　　I will give you the money for trip to fancy dentist.

　　我给你钱 让你去看好牙医吧

　　Really? Oleg you would do that?

　　真的吗 奥列格 你愿意吗

　　It's favor I do for you.

　　就当是我帮你个忙

　　And at some point when I come to you for favor

　　日后我需要你帮忙时

　　you will say yes like I say yes now.

　　你也会果断答应 就像我现在这样

　　Well I'd need to know what that favor might be.

　　我得知道你会要我帮什么忙

　　I can't say for sure.

　　这还说不定

　　Will it be in a week or a month?

　　是一周内还是一个月内

　　I can't say for sure.

　　这个我也不确定

　　Will it be sexual?

　　跟性有关系吗

　　Yes it will be.

　　是的 有关

　　This I can say for sure.

　　这我确定一定以及肯定

　　Thank you but no.

　　多谢 还是算了吧

　　I am such an idiot.

　　我真是个白痴

　　I like it. Keep going.

　　这开头好 接着说

　　My bite guard is just sitting in the bathroom of my townhouse.

　　我的保持器就在我家别墅的厕所里

　　If I could only get up on the roof

　　如果我能爬上屋顶

　　then I could break in through the skylight

　　我就可以从天窗溜进去

　　like I used to when I snuck out in high school.

　　就像高中时溜出来那样

　　Hello I'm Max. Have we met?

　　你好 我是麦克斯 你还是大小姐吗

　　When I was 15 I paid the security system guys extra

　　我十五岁的时候 贿赂了装安保系统的人

　　to not wire the skylight

　　让他们不要在天窗装感应器

　　and then I snuck out and went to Ilana Shapiro's Sweet 16...

　　之后我偷溜出去参加朋友的十六岁派对

　　Cute. In Greece.

　　不错 跑到希腊呢

　　Hardcore.

　　猛将兄啊

　　I used to sneak out of the house

　　我曾经偷溜出家门

　　and huff spray paint with an ex-marine

　　和一个前海军陆战队员吸喷漆气呢

　　And sometimes I'd just sneak out

　　有时我偷溜出去

　　look up at the stars and dream.

　　就是想抬头看看星空 做做白日梦

　　And then you said that.

　　你真让人无语